Sam Izdat
@hazardplanet.bsky.social
he/him || contemptible and non-productive "creative type", possible communist sympathizer || able to psychically commune with and control byrophytes, garbagemen, medium-sized dogs, etc || https://hazardplanet.substack.com/
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In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.
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l think the hardest thing to describe to a previous generation is that it used to be extremely unusual for video of a murder to just pop up in your everyday life
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
l think the hardest thing to describe to a previous generation is that it used to be extremely unusual for video of a murder to just pop up in your everyday life
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this is my favorite Tumblr post
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
this is my favorite Tumblr post
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this is cold as fuck
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
this is cold as fuck
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
Have they developed a way to be online yet that doesn't also drive you insane and by you I mean specifically me
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Have they developed a way to be online yet that doesn't also drive you insane and by you I mean specifically me
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
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OMG! @mossworm.bsky.social needs to see the glowy!
Benedikt Pleyer/Nomadic Nostoc filmed these tiny ostracods collected from the beach of a Japanese island.
Vargula hilgendorfii live in marine sand & emit a mix of luciferase & luciferin that lights up to deter predators.
The same chemicals produce firefly glow.
海蛍: umihotaru = "Sea fireflies"
Vargula hilgendorfii live in marine sand & emit a mix of luciferase & luciferin that lights up to deter predators.
The same chemicals produce firefly glow.
海蛍: umihotaru = "Sea fireflies"
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
OMG! @mossworm.bsky.social needs to see the glowy!
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss
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Just so you know...
Art directors, Art enjoyers, Art buyers and Artists talk with each other. Nobody wants AI slop, specially when there is real art out there as an alternative. You can totally get blacklisted, not only on the industry, but inside fandoms for defending AI precarization and theft.
Art directors, Art enjoyers, Art buyers and Artists talk with each other. Nobody wants AI slop, specially when there is real art out there as an alternative. You can totally get blacklisted, not only on the industry, but inside fandoms for defending AI precarization and theft.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just so you know...
Art directors, Art enjoyers, Art buyers and Artists talk with each other. Nobody wants AI slop, specially when there is real art out there as an alternative. You can totally get blacklisted, not only on the industry, but inside fandoms for defending AI precarization and theft.
Art directors, Art enjoyers, Art buyers and Artists talk with each other. Nobody wants AI slop, specially when there is real art out there as an alternative. You can totally get blacklisted, not only on the industry, but inside fandoms for defending AI precarization and theft.
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Coal Breakers are such interesting pieces of architecture. Fascinating building complexes that used to be the heart of the #1 most profitable in the USA, now totally defunct. Absolute death traps but they look VERY cool lol
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Coal Breakers are such interesting pieces of architecture. Fascinating building complexes that used to be the heart of the #1 most profitable in the USA, now totally defunct. Absolute death traps but they look VERY cool lol
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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A homonculator (flesh-weaver) with his walking medicine chest, waiting on an appointment. These necromancers are among the most elite, and are concerned with the construction and maintenance of the flesh-golems of Karazad. (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A homonculator (flesh-weaver) with his walking medicine chest, waiting on an appointment. These necromancers are among the most elite, and are concerned with the construction and maintenance of the flesh-golems of Karazad. (1/2)
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
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