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“Perhaps Trump’s favorite lie is that the US spent $350B on Ukraine funding while Europe spent $100B. It’s just made up.”
“Perhaps Trump’s favorite lie is that the US spent $350B on Ukraine funding while Europe spent $100B. It’s just made up.”
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality."
"Trump honoring a child with brain cancer tonight and then leading a standing ovation for him while simultaneously eliminating all spending for child cancer research is a perfect encapsulation of MAGA morality."
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Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN
Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string
Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string
Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them
Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN