April 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
August 3, 2024 at 3:31 PM
oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
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And just like one, it ended up full of goo
I feel enough time has passed for me to note the following: Oceangate Titan sub looked like a pocketpussy.
March 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And just like one, it ended up full of goo
DJ Vlad look like Danny Devito in Twins
March 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
DJ Vlad look like Danny Devito in Twins
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*Dewey Cox Dad voice* Wrong FKJr. died
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
*Dewey Cox Dad voice* Wrong FKJr. died
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“Hey, ignore the markets” - every CNBC-type jerkoff whose entire professional life until January 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM revolved around whether the stock market was up or down
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“Hey, ignore the markets” - every CNBC-type jerkoff whose entire professional life until January 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM revolved around whether the stock market was up or down
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“Things might be bad for a little while, but we’re okay with that, because we know that in the end these policies will drive markets into a deadly tailspin and push the economy to a point of no return."
theonion.com/trump-says-r...
theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Things might be bad for a little while, but we’re okay with that, because we know that in the end these policies will drive markets into a deadly tailspin and push the economy to a point of no return."
theonion.com/trump-says-r...
theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Proscriptions. Cool cool
March 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Proscriptions. Cool cool
Changed my faceID to my flaccid pebis so I can’t make any impulse buys
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Changed my faceID to my flaccid pebis so I can’t make any impulse buys
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They fuckin did it. They made shrek trans. Shrek is woke now.
March 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They fuckin did it. They made shrek trans. Shrek is woke now.
Logging off to avoid “Russian asset” talk as if this buffoon had a single complex thought beyond worshipping tough guys
February 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Logging off to avoid “Russian asset” talk as if this buffoon had a single complex thought beyond worshipping tough guys
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This is the greatest summation of America. Vicious Resentment Or Death!!
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is the greatest summation of America. Vicious Resentment Or Death!!
Father in law was explaining the Yellowstone 1883 etc etc cinematic universe at dinner the other night so I cued up Homer Simpson hollering “Borrrrrring!!!”
February 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Father in law was explaining the Yellowstone 1883 etc etc cinematic universe at dinner the other night so I cued up Homer Simpson hollering “Borrrrrring!!!”
Insta algorithm is all fights right now lol
February 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Insta algorithm is all fights right now lol
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elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
![Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me.
Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?
Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.
Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4t2ziwnnescprzorvmrfduey/bafkreiaq5wpff25isb2ylypajpm57h5xlpb7ms6ws4fghayhnge2wqqbom@jpeg)
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
Don’t underestimate Ancestry DMs. What you think is an inquiry might be a quiz
February 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Don’t underestimate Ancestry DMs. What you think is an inquiry might be a quiz
Seems like a good idea to try and take away SSRIs from the most heavily armed country on on earth
February 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Seems like a good idea to try and take away SSRIs from the most heavily armed country on on earth
Making coffee in the dark at my mother and stepfathers place before they wake up. If I don’t post again I got shot by scared maga whites
February 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Making coffee in the dark at my mother and stepfathers place before they wake up. If I don’t post again I got shot by scared maga whites
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Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
February 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
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You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.
Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.
Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
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I feel kind of naive about it but I really assumed that putting an obviously insane dilettante shithead and sex creep into this particular office would be a bridge too far for the Senate. In retrospect I underrated how much more important it was to them to prove that such a concept no longer exists.
I understand the list of things this man has said and done is long but that he tweeted that COVID was engineered to spare Jews and Chinese people less than two years ago and is now HHS secretary is truly toxic icing on the antivax cake, to me
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
RFK Jr. confirmed as Trump's health secretary, over Democrats' loud objections
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. wins confirmation to be President Trump's secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services. The vote was 52 to 48.
www.npr.org
February 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I feel kind of naive about it but I really assumed that putting an obviously insane dilettante shithead and sex creep into this particular office would be a bridge too far for the Senate. In retrospect I underrated how much more important it was to them to prove that such a concept no longer exists.