Haunt Girl Nix
@hauntgirlnix.bsky.social
𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝘒𝘺 𝖇𝖆𝖉𝖉𝘪𝘦. 35. 🇲🇽Chicana
👻Part Time Cucuy Fighter
🌽 Author find my books on Amazon
Formally known as LaLuchaNix on the twitter.
👻Part Time Cucuy Fighter
🌽 Author find my books on Amazon
Formally known as LaLuchaNix on the twitter.
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Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dentist: have you been clenching your jaw lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
Me: have you been reading the news lately?
I’ve done some dumb shit for a hit of love.
May 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’ve done some dumb shit for a hit of love.
Sorry I can’t make it again I got unexpected visitors.
The visitors: Depression, anxiety, dehydration , childhood trauma & my bestie menstrual cramps.
The visitors: Depression, anxiety, dehydration , childhood trauma & my bestie menstrual cramps.
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sorry I can’t make it again I got unexpected visitors.
The visitors: Depression, anxiety, dehydration , childhood trauma & my bestie menstrual cramps.
The visitors: Depression, anxiety, dehydration , childhood trauma & my bestie menstrual cramps.
There has to be some correlation between mental illness and compulsive cup buying.
May 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There has to be some correlation between mental illness and compulsive cup buying.
Nothing like getting to therapy early so I can cry in my car to the Wicked soundtrack like I do every Thursday.
May 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Nothing like getting to therapy early so I can cry in my car to the Wicked soundtrack like I do every Thursday.
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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
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Sorry I called you a douchebag but it will happen again.
April 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sorry I called you a douchebag but it will happen again.
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Get nailed on Good Friday, the way the lord intended
April 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Get nailed on Good Friday, the way the lord intended
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I'm a gangster in a situationship but an orchid in a relationship
April 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm a gangster in a situationship but an orchid in a relationship
Ewww.
-me watching adults eat boneless wings.
-me watching adults eat boneless wings.
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ewww.
-me watching adults eat boneless wings.
-me watching adults eat boneless wings.
Bed rest but no one is pregnant. It’s just me crying in bed while surrounded by empty Cheeto bags contemplating the meaning of life again.
April 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bed rest but no one is pregnant. It’s just me crying in bed while surrounded by empty Cheeto bags contemplating the meaning of life again.
Weddings are expensive. Can’t we just do a blood oath or something?
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Weddings are expensive. Can’t we just do a blood oath or something?
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Remembering now why people really aren't my thing
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Remembering now why people really aren't my thing
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DATING TIP: TELL THEM YOU WILL LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOU DIE AND THEN DIE, LIKE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM
February 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DATING TIP: TELL THEM YOU WILL LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOU DIE AND THEN DIE, LIKE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM
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Corn dogs are morphologically similar to sausages on sticks, but that’s actually an example of convergent evolution.
April 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Corn dogs are morphologically similar to sausages on sticks, but that’s actually an example of convergent evolution.
These streets are messy someone get me a farm and make me a trad wife already.
April 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
These streets are messy someone get me a farm and make me a trad wife already.
Apparently adding “F Baby” to the end of everyones name at this PTA meeting is frowned upon.
April 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Apparently adding “F Baby” to the end of everyones name at this PTA meeting is frowned upon.
My 7 year old just told me the whole country summoned Donald Trump by farting. Makes perfect sense.
March 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My 7 year old just told me the whole country summoned Donald Trump by farting. Makes perfect sense.
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*adds avocado to my Big Mac*
- Wins the award for humanity.
- Wins the award for humanity.
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
*adds avocado to my Big Mac*
- Wins the award for humanity.
- Wins the award for humanity.
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Bsky is for inside thoughts just like an indoor cat being let out and surprised to be having a good ol’ time with other cats who were let out and surprised to be having a good ol’ time.
March 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Bsky is for inside thoughts just like an indoor cat being let out and surprised to be having a good ol’ time with other cats who were let out and surprised to be having a good ol’ time.
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HER: "If you can't handle me at my worst, then-"
ME: "I'm going to stop you right there. I can't. It's fine."
ME: "I'm going to stop you right there. I can't. It's fine."
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
HER: "If you can't handle me at my worst, then-"
ME: "I'm going to stop you right there. I can't. It's fine."
ME: "I'm going to stop you right there. I can't. It's fine."
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The important thing is that all the men at my job are scared of me
March 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The important thing is that all the men at my job are scared of me
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Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.
March 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.
Kendrick is a prime example why you don’t fuck with Geminis.
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kendrick is a prime example why you don’t fuck with Geminis.
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kendrick inspires me to hate more. i think of myself as a committed hater but i've never hated like that before
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
kendrick inspires me to hate more. i think of myself as a committed hater but i've never hated like that before