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they/them | 30-something | knitter, crocheter, pirate enthusiast, pet parent, podcaster
bio.site/CritsAndKnits
bio.site/CritsAndKnits
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Before he was the monster at the centre of a labyrinth he was just a little brother.
Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion
#illustration #greekmyth
Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion
#illustration #greekmyth
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Before he was the monster at the centre of a labyrinth he was just a little brother.
Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion
#illustration #greekmyth
Ariadne and the Minotaur of Crete, when he was still just Asterion
#illustration #greekmyth
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
I didn't choose it and I don't really want it
No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring.
✨️retail✨️
No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring.
✨️retail✨️
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I didn't choose it and I don't really want it
No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring.
✨️retail✨️
No one wanted to hire an "okay" graphic designer and the department store at the mall was hiring.
✨️retail✨️
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
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in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
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Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines
[pinches bridge of nose]
Look, I get what you're doing here, and the intention is noble, but naming something Franklin and sending it to explore somewhere cold and desolate has ... other connotations.
Look, I get what you're doing here, and the intention is noble, but naming something Franklin and sending it to explore somewhere cold and desolate has ... other connotations.
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
A mom of a nonbinary teen became an anti-trans activist, fracturing a California family
A Sacramento-area mom fights against “gender indoctrination” and creates a chasm with her nonbinary child who wants to pursue person-hood
www.sacbee.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…
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entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
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Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”
If you see this, quite with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you see this, quite with the energy you bring to Bluesky
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So JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf and it just reveals how ignorant she WILLFULLY is.
HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
September 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf and it just reveals how ignorant she WILLFULLY is.
HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
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and if some god shall wreck me yet again on the wine-dark berry compote
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
and if some god shall wreck me yet again on the wine-dark berry compote
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Empathy is our greatest strength.
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Empathy is our greatest strength.
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Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
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Happy Dickfuck Day, crew! Make sure you do something weird to celebrate!
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Dickfuck Day, crew! Make sure you do something weird to celebrate!
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I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further