Harpo
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I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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guy making fun of a 38 year old: "nice joke, did the McElroy brothers give it to you?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
guy making fun of a 38 year old: "nice joke, did the McElroy brothers give it to you?"
Friendly reminder
a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is saying `` ain 't nothing gon ' happen ''
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Friendly reminder
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@dirtgod.bsky.social a local weed dispensary has purchased the remaining assets of Sporting Piss Pigs and wants to field a bottom tier club again if/when the stars align to make that possible.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@dirtgod.bsky.social a local weed dispensary has purchased the remaining assets of Sporting Piss Pigs and wants to field a bottom tier club again if/when the stars align to make that possible.
You've just been absolved into the Pluribus. What is your job? I'm still somehow delivering mail.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You've just been absolved into the Pluribus. What is your job? I'm still somehow delivering mail.
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hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder
I made a wonderful beef stew tonight, the first of the season, and I'm not going to ruin that by watching the Kings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I made a wonderful beef stew tonight, the first of the season, and I'm not going to ruin that by watching the Kings.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
An 8pm tip off for a Kings game is sick and cruel.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
An 8pm tip off for a Kings game is sick and cruel.
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Can’t wait for 4th quarter Keon Ellis tonight.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Can’t wait for 4th quarter Keon Ellis tonight.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
For the rest of the league: That’s when the Kings are already down by 30 and allow their best defender, who also could be part of the future, some floor time.
The scouting reports on Cam Thomas
still hasn't passed lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The scouting reports on Cam Thomas
I should probably stop watching Welcome To Derry right before bed.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I should probably stop watching Welcome To Derry right before bed.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Some day, when he moves on to a real NBA franchise and not the dumpster fire clown show he currently works, we'll finally find out why the Kings never used Keon Ellis in a manner that makes an ounce of sense. And I can assure you the answer will be even dumber than what you're imagining.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Some day, when he moves on to a real NBA franchise and not the dumpster fire clown show he currently works, we'll finally find out why the Kings never used Keon Ellis in a manner that makes an ounce of sense. And I can assure you the answer will be even dumber than what you're imagining.
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
The same media hacks who tried to rehabilitate Kissinger after he died are lining up to suck the dick of Cheney's ghost. This nation is Hakeem on the Raptors-level washed.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The same media hacks who tried to rehabilitate Kissinger after he died are lining up to suck the dick of Cheney's ghost. This nation is Hakeem on the Raptors-level washed.
Can't wait for CNN to describe the war criminal Cheney as "divisive" and "polarizing".
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Can't wait for CNN to describe the war criminal Cheney as "divisive" and "polarizing".
Mike McDaniel right now
a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him
ALT: a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mike McDaniel right now
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The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
Few things in this world are as hopeless and pointless as being a Sacramento Kings fan.
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Few things in this world are as hopeless and pointless as being a Sacramento Kings fan.