Harpo
@harpogarza.bsky.social
I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Supervisor: Are you seriously using your vacation time to take off THE ENTIRE holiday season? Do you understand how much overtime money you're leaving on the table?!?
Me:
Me:
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Supervisor: Are you seriously using your vacation time to take off THE ENTIRE holiday season? Do you understand how much overtime money you're leaving on the table?!?
Me:
Me:
Actually there's a 3rd, lesser known position
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Actually there's a 3rd, lesser known position
Uncle Howard and I saw DRI last night and Kurt and Spike are the 2 most bad ass dudes in their 60s you can imagine. They haven't lost a step.
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Uncle Howard and I saw DRI last night and Kurt and Spike are the 2 most bad ass dudes in their 60s you can imagine. They haven't lost a step.
Also, Steve Buscemi's character is a dead ringer for my beloved deceased high school drama teacher back in his younger days, which makes me miss him even more. RIP, Mr Cody.
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Also, Steve Buscemi's character is a dead ringer for my beloved deceased high school drama teacher back in his younger days, which makes me miss him even more. RIP, Mr Cody.
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
July 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Comrade Bee, we will never forget your sacrifice. A warrior enters Valhalla.
June 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Comrade Bee, we will never forget your sacrifice. A warrior enters Valhalla.
Fire Wings on Sunrise is playing Spider-Man and Diff'rent Strokes on the TV and Offspring on the radio and I'm not sure if I had a stroke or died during the case ride here.
June 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fire Wings on Sunrise is playing Spider-Man and Diff'rent Strokes on the TV and Offspring on the radio and I'm not sure if I had a stroke or died during the case ride here.
This is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is who runs this account
military vehicles are being moved into dc for trump's birthday parade. don't recognize this country anymore
June 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
military vehicles are being moved into dc for trump's birthday parade. don't recognize this country anymore
Pagoda has something he wants to say about Ric Flair.
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Pagoda has something he wants to say about Ric Flair.
Uncle Howard bought me some minis for Trench Crusade, which is the most metal miniatures game ever. During the 1st Crusade the Knights Templar opened the gates to Hell and now the Earth is super fucked. This game is WWI fought with a combo of medieval weapons and WWI era weapons 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
April 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Uncle Howard bought me some minis for Trench Crusade, which is the most metal miniatures game ever. During the 1st Crusade the Knights Templar opened the gates to Hell and now the Earth is super fucked. This game is WWI fought with a combo of medieval weapons and WWI era weapons 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
So I got a new hat today
April 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So I got a new hat today