@harmlesscryptid.bsky.social
I'm just a little weirdo who likes a little bit of everything. You'll see anything from cybersecurity to shitposts on here.
Welcome to my little corner of chaos.
Welcome to my little corner of chaos.
I saw somewhere that the pictures of people playing trumpet with their butts in medieval manuscripts meant that whoever was transcribung the book disagreed with what was written. I think that should make a comeback. Butt trumpets.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I saw somewhere that the pictures of people playing trumpet with their butts in medieval manuscripts meant that whoever was transcribung the book disagreed with what was written. I think that should make a comeback. Butt trumpets.
I’m about to destroy some leftovers.
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m about to destroy some leftovers.
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I had to read it again.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had to read it again.
Some of y’all on here are unhinged in the most delightfully strange ways. I love it.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Some of y’all on here are unhinged in the most delightfully strange ways. I love it.
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French Dip is a sandwich I enjoy more in theory than execution. It's mostly just "Stain on your shirt: The Sandwich."
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
French Dip is a sandwich I enjoy more in theory than execution. It's mostly just "Stain on your shirt: The Sandwich."
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thinly sliced Oompa Loompa meat on a kaiser bun
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
thinly sliced Oompa Loompa meat on a kaiser bun
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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
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Just rub a little bear grease on it -- be good as new.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just rub a little bear grease on it -- be good as new.
Casually listening to people make cheese on YouTube while I work.
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Casually listening to people make cheese on YouTube while I work.
Well I decided to put a tree up this year. We will see how well it holds up to a pair of cats.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Well I decided to put a tree up this year. We will see how well it holds up to a pair of cats.
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It’s never too late to bring it up.
You can pet the dog.
You can pet the dog.
a pixel art illustration of a knight with a sword and a spear
ALT: a pixel art illustration of a knight with a sword and a spear
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December 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It’s never too late to bring it up.
You can pet the dog.
You can pet the dog.
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the elder scrolls morrowind is a story about the importance of touching grass. the betrayal by the tribunal wouldve never happened if the guy was named Outdooril Nerevar
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the elder scrolls morrowind is a story about the importance of touching grass. the betrayal by the tribunal wouldve never happened if the guy was named Outdooril Nerevar
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Been seeing a lot of posts about cheese here recently. Like not just on Bluesky but elsewhere too. Either I have a problem and all the algorithms are calling me out on it or cheese is just really popular.
It is probably both. I unabashedly love cheese.
It is probably both. I unabashedly love cheese.
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Been seeing a lot of posts about cheese here recently. Like not just on Bluesky but elsewhere too. Either I have a problem and all the algorithms are calling me out on it or cheese is just really popular.
It is probably both. I unabashedly love cheese.
It is probably both. I unabashedly love cheese.
I love how when my cat hears a mysterious noise that he doesn’t agree with, he pokes his head behind the curtain and growls. Sounds like a phone set to vibrate. ”Mrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm”
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love how when my cat hears a mysterious noise that he doesn’t agree with, he pokes his head behind the curtain and growls. Sounds like a phone set to vibrate. ”Mrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm”
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I think the child with a knife and the monkey with a gun would be good friends.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think the child with a knife and the monkey with a gun would be good friends.
So much snow
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So much snow
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Helpless against the onslaught of holiday teas. I know they'll taste like a Yankee Candle. And yet there goes my hand, putting them into the cart.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Helpless against the onslaught of holiday teas. I know they'll taste like a Yankee Candle. And yet there goes my hand, putting them into the cart.
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Sometimes you and all the animals around you have to stretch at the same time
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sometimes you and all the animals around you have to stretch at the same time