Classic McDavid
@henchman21.bsky.social
Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. Presumed Groundhog. My opinions are your own.
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February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
What, and we canβt stress this enough, THE HELL?!?!
Thank goodness I canβt imagine being that cruel.
Thank goodness I canβt imagine being that cruel.
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What, and we canβt stress this enough, THE HELL?!?!
Thank goodness I canβt imagine being that cruel.
Thank goodness I canβt imagine being that cruel.
Anytime someone in a DC comic uses the word βtangentβ: Ah! Tangent Universe theyβre bringing back the Tangent Universe!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Anytime someone in a DC comic uses the word βtangentβ: Ah! Tangent Universe theyβre bringing back the Tangent Universe!!
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This was 26 years ago and he looks the same.
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This was 26 years ago and he looks the same.
Snowboarding pipe is absolutely the most "nope, could never compete at an Olympic level at that."
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Snowboarding pipe is absolutely the most "nope, could never compete at an Olympic level at that."
I feel so bad for this snowboarder I've never met.
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I feel so bad for this snowboarder I've never met.
It's weird how not smoking has changed my enjoyment of snow. I used to love smoking in a nice mild temperature snow fall. I miss that part of it.
Not the emphazima (not gonna look up the right spelling) though. Don't miss that.
Not the emphazima (not gonna look up the right spelling) though. Don't miss that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
It's weird how not smoking has changed my enjoyment of snow. I used to love smoking in a nice mild temperature snow fall. I miss that part of it.
Not the emphazima (not gonna look up the right spelling) though. Don't miss that.
Not the emphazima (not gonna look up the right spelling) though. Don't miss that.
I don't know. There's a non-zero chance Junebug would claim he had kiddie glaucoma.
Basically, there's about 12 Metalocalypse characters he could be.
Basically, there's about 12 Metalocalypse characters he could be.
a cartoon drawing of a man with red hair and a beard
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man with red hair and a beard
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February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I don't know. There's a non-zero chance Junebug would claim he had kiddie glaucoma.
Basically, there's about 12 Metalocalypse characters he could be.
Basically, there's about 12 Metalocalypse characters he could be.
Me, five minutes ago looking through the kitchen: "Eh, not hungry."
Me, now: *Grmmmrmmmmrmmm* "Damn you, stomach!"
Me, now: *Grmmmrmmmmrmmm* "Damn you, stomach!"
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Me, five minutes ago looking through the kitchen: "Eh, not hungry."
Me, now: *Grmmmrmmmmrmmm* "Damn you, stomach!"
Me, now: *Grmmmrmmmmrmmm* "Damn you, stomach!"
Get me a yard of Pringles!
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Get me a yard of Pringles!
I will never not pronounce Jack Hughes name as "J'Accuse!"
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I will never not pronounce Jack Hughes name as "J'Accuse!"
But like, John Wick is effectively impervious to damage. So how does that work in a video game?
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
But like, John Wick is effectively impervious to damage. So how does that work in a video game?
I want the full master recording where it just goes on without fading out.
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I want the full master recording where it just goes on without fading out.
Re-release Revengance already!!
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Re-release Revengance already!!
The USS Flagg. Or any of the larger GI Joe playsets.
God I feel so lousy posting what is essentially engagement bait but Iβm very interested to know what everyoneβs Big Ticket Toys were, you know? What was the promo dynamite expensive plastic tat you owned as a child
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The USS Flagg. Or any of the larger GI Joe playsets.
5 1/2, they donβt specify black or green olives, one I will eat and one I wonβt.
It might just be 5 even because I will eat cooked oysters but not raw oysters.
Coconut
Black Licorice
Lima Beans
Cottage Cheese
Black Olives/Raw Oysters
It might just be 5 even because I will eat cooked oysters but not raw oysters.
Coconut
Black Licorice
Lima Beans
Cottage Cheese
Black Olives/Raw Oysters
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
5 1/2, they donβt specify black or green olives, one I will eat and one I wonβt.
It might just be 5 even because I will eat cooked oysters but not raw oysters.
Coconut
Black Licorice
Lima Beans
Cottage Cheese
Black Olives/Raw Oysters
It might just be 5 even because I will eat cooked oysters but not raw oysters.
Coconut
Black Licorice
Lima Beans
Cottage Cheese
Black Olives/Raw Oysters
NO, MAKE A LIGHT GUN WORK!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
NO, MAKE A LIGHT GUN WORK!!!
Possible hot take but maybe not with you: Combos? Overrated snack. But also maybe just the quality has gone down. They're a bottom of the barrel snack.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Possible hot take but maybe not with you: Combos? Overrated snack. But also maybe just the quality has gone down. They're a bottom of the barrel snack.
This place is just playing generic pop music, but you just get too many places playing music at unreasonable levels.
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This place is just playing generic pop music, but you just get too many places playing music at unreasonable levels.
I need all restaurant owners to come to the sushi place I go to, because they have the music at the perfect volume. Loud enough to hear but not so loud as to stifle conversation.
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I need all restaurant owners to come to the sushi place I go to, because they have the music at the perfect volume. Loud enough to hear but not so loud as to stifle conversation.
Then I need you to ask as a bulwark against them.
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Then I need you to ask as a bulwark against them.
Keep your lunatic behavior at home!
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Keep your lunatic behavior at home!
I live my life by one motto
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I live my life by one motto
I did see Dredd, but I don't think it was in 3D.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I did see Dredd, but I don't think it was in 3D.