Classic McDavid
@henchman21.bsky.social
Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. My opinions are your own.
How this temp job turned into a permanent job
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How this temp job turned into a permanent job
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
It's just....it's just gravy.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's just....it's just gravy.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
ESPN keeps playing commercials for Mavis Tires, and all I can think is this every time:
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ESPN keeps playing commercials for Mavis Tires, and all I can think is this every time:
Nope. It's a perfectly okay orange drank Gatorade, but I don't know what's supposed to make it special. I mean, it's a Gatorade. I suppose my thirst was suitably quenched.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Nope. It's a perfectly okay orange drank Gatorade, but I don't know what's supposed to make it special. I mean, it's a Gatorade. I suppose my thirst was suitably quenched.
Thanks for contributing.
(screen print cause Ya Blocked!)
(screen print cause Ya Blocked!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Thanks for contributing.
(screen print cause Ya Blocked!)
(screen print cause Ya Blocked!)
Also, Abed gave the drink it's proper name a long time ago.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Also, Abed gave the drink it's proper name a long time ago.
But not brisk in the Professor Farnsworth manner
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
But not brisk in the Professor Farnsworth manner
People asking why I can't make a baked potato myself and I just want to yell "BECAUSE I CAN'T PUT COINS IN IT!!!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
People asking why I can't make a baked potato myself and I just want to yell "BECAUSE I CAN'T PUT COINS IN IT!!!"
"Quiet, piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Quiet, piggy."
Be careful, people are throwing potatoes!
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Be careful, people are throwing potatoes!
Uh oh…
(Caught up on last weeks chapter)
(Caught up on last weeks chapter)
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Uh oh…
(Caught up on last weeks chapter)
(Caught up on last weeks chapter)
No, the migrants are coming over IN the cows! As shown in the documentary film Top Secret! They had to wait for Val Kilmer's passing before instituting the plan.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
No, the migrants are coming over IN the cows! As shown in the documentary film Top Secret! They had to wait for Val Kilmer's passing before instituting the plan.
Things I refuse to do to attract women:
1: Smoke crack
2: Have a brain worm
3: Work in politics
1: Smoke crack
2: Have a brain worm
3: Work in politics
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Things I refuse to do to attract women:
1: Smoke crack
2: Have a brain worm
3: Work in politics
1: Smoke crack
2: Have a brain worm
3: Work in politics
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Unfair advantage edition:
Unfair advantage edition:
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Unfair advantage edition:
Unfair advantage edition:
I live my life in fear of one thing (because I'm always signing up for the military for discounted gum):
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I live my life in fear of one thing (because I'm always signing up for the military for discounted gum):
Charlie's Angels (2019): It's okay, until right at the end when Elizabeth Banks decided to get cutesy with the cameos, and couple have aged like a fine dutch oven.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Charlie's Angels (2019): It's okay, until right at the end when Elizabeth Banks decided to get cutesy with the cameos, and couple have aged like a fine dutch oven.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
From a Kroger coupon/recipe magazine
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
From a Kroger coupon/recipe magazine