if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

we're cooked

Finally watched Arrival last night and I really think we should be allowed more big-budget films about linguistics.

Footage of RFK discussing his health plan

Current feeling

So a reminder:

It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.

It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.

It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.

For the record.

Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?

I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.

How your email finds me

Good morning. Here’s a dog.

*is this thing on?*