Mari Biscuits
@maribiscuits.bsky.social
I'm Mari. I like cats and comics and code and other stuff.
https://ko-fi.com/maribiscuits
https://ko-fi.com/maribiscuits
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Well I'm sure glad I'm using paper straws.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Well I'm sure glad I'm using paper straws.
If only we had the perfect crying face gif for this situation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If only we had the perfect crying face gif for this situation.
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I'm LIVE at 9:30am with series 1 of BLIND DATE. twitch.tv/Limmy
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LIVE Fri/Sat 9:30pm (UK), Tue/Wed/Thu 9:30am
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February 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I'm LIVE at 9:30am with series 1 of BLIND DATE. twitch.tv/Limmy
I've spent years assuming the worst of the rich and powerful, but it turns out a lot of them are more corrupt and disgusting that I could ever have imagined.
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I've spent years assuming the worst of the rich and powerful, but it turns out a lot of them are more corrupt and disgusting that I could ever have imagined.
I'm getting Tetris brain, but for chess.
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm getting Tetris brain, but for chess.
I have played at least a little bit of chess every day for the last 66 days after not really playing it much before (other than knowing the basic rules)... and guess what?
I am slightly better at chess now.
I am slightly better at chess now.
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I have played at least a little bit of chess every day for the last 66 days after not really playing it much before (other than knowing the basic rules)... and guess what?
I am slightly better at chess now.
I am slightly better at chess now.
I have become addicted to watching Koyaanisqatsi on a loop.
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I have become addicted to watching Koyaanisqatsi on a loop.
I'm so tired from fucked up sleep I feel like I've had a bunch of pills, but skipped the fun bit and went straight to the morning after misery.
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I'm so tired from fucked up sleep I feel like I've had a bunch of pills, but skipped the fun bit and went straight to the morning after misery.
Amazon and I have very different ideas when it comes to romance.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Amazon and I have very different ideas when it comes to romance.
I'm trapped in some sort of horrific time loop where I got to the chemist for my meds every day and every day they tell me to come back tomorrow.
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I'm trapped in some sort of horrific time loop where I got to the chemist for my meds every day and every day they tell me to come back tomorrow.
The chemist now has a prescription in my actual name, but they don't actually have the medication in stock and have said it will either be there tomorrow or maybe never because they may or may not be a manufacturing issue.
This is all really great and fine.
This is all really great and fine.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The chemist now has a prescription in my actual name, but they don't actually have the medication in stock and have said it will either be there tomorrow or maybe never because they may or may not be a manufacturing issue.
This is all really great and fine.
This is all really great and fine.
I have submitted my tax form, but only because I was putting off the inevitable nightmare of sorting out my prescription!
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I have submitted my tax form, but only because I was putting off the inevitable nightmare of sorting out my prescription!
I'm really tired today for some reason.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I'm really tired today for some reason.
Having a particularly shit time with my health right now, but at least signing up for the NHS Wales app hasn't completely screwed up my medical records so my prescriptions are in a name I haven't used for 25 years leaving me without essential meds.
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Oh no wait... that has happened!
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Having a particularly shit time with my health right now, but at least signing up for the NHS Wales app hasn't completely screwed up my medical records so my prescriptions are in a name I haven't used for 25 years leaving me without essential meds.
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Oh no wait... that has happened!
Getting really distracted reading a book which is meant to be from the perspective of an older woman, but is clearly written by a middle-aged man, as he keeps going on about how lithe the other women characters are and how low cut or figure hugging their outfits are.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Getting really distracted reading a book which is meant to be from the perspective of an older woman, but is clearly written by a middle-aged man, as he keeps going on about how lithe the other women characters are and how low cut or figure hugging their outfits are.
Fully leaning into my persona with this jumper.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Fully leaning into my persona with this jumper.
There is a touring production of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger's Drift starring Daniel Casey (who played Troy in the series) as Barnaby and I have never booked tickets for anything so fast.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
There is a touring production of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger's Drift starring Daniel Casey (who played Troy in the series) as Barnaby and I have never booked tickets for anything so fast.
My new goal for 2026 is finding a pair of comfortable jeans or trousers that actually fit me.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My new goal for 2026 is finding a pair of comfortable jeans or trousers that actually fit me.
Earlier today some adults/teachers walked a large pack of small children down my street, and they all spotted Sherlock in the window and screamed and waved with excitement.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Earlier today some adults/teachers walked a large pack of small children down my street, and they all spotted Sherlock in the window and screamed and waved with excitement.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
I have constructed a frankly ridiculously large lasagne for two people (past its best banana for scale).
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I have constructed a frankly ridiculously large lasagne for two people (past its best banana for scale).
Still feel terrible, but I'm going to make a soothing lasagne and then everything will be okay.
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Still feel terrible, but I'm going to make a soothing lasagne and then everything will be okay.
One day I will be as cool as she is.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
One day I will be as cool as she is.
Announcing that I am particularly unwell right now to the world, so nobody expects anything from me.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Announcing that I am particularly unwell right now to the world, so nobody expects anything from me.
I've had to put my cat Mycroft on a diet so he doesn't die or explode or whatever.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I've had to put my cat Mycroft on a diet so he doesn't die or explode or whatever.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
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The weather warning graphics software I've written in work has got a function to make sure we don't have overlapping labels and it's getting a real workout today.
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The weather warning graphics software I've written in work has got a function to make sure we don't have overlapping labels and it's getting a real workout today.