Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘
@happymilly1.bsky.social
Sarcasm, sass, mostly harmless. Wanna know something? Just ask.😘
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My hobbies include sarcasm, whiskey, and staying in my own lane.
I like my men like i like my phone... silent with the occasional vibration.
December 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I like my men like i like my phone... silent with the occasional vibration.
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I feel like the moment I start liking my life too much, the universe will step in and end it horribly.
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 AM
I feel like the moment I start liking my life too much, the universe will step in and end it horribly.
Luckiest shot. I love it so much!
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Luckiest shot. I love it so much!
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Welcome to your 40s, if you see a railing you grab it.
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Welcome to your 40s, if you see a railing you grab it.
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When things get hard I sit on them
December 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM
When things get hard I sit on them
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No pain no gain. But I’m in pain all the time and all I gain is life lessons
December 9, 2024 at 1:50 AM
No pain no gain. But I’m in pain all the time and all I gain is life lessons
Winter vibes, festive, and excellent for back scratches 😏
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Winter vibes, festive, and excellent for back scratches 😏
It's like my dasher really knows me....
December 8, 2024 at 2:57 AM
It's like my dasher really knows me....
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Me: exists
My knee: Fuck You
My knee: Fuck You
December 2, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Me: exists
My knee: Fuck You
My knee: Fuck You
Instead of playing the victim in the blame game...
Buy a mirror.
Buy a mirror.
December 2, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Instead of playing the victim in the blame game...
Buy a mirror.
Buy a mirror.
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“Don’t you have some cock to suck” is my new response to everything
November 26, 2024 at 6:40 PM
“Don’t you have some cock to suck” is my new response to everything
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You’re an adult; you can run away and join the circus if you want to.
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
You’re an adult; you can run away and join the circus if you want to.
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Hey. You have a nice butt.
November 26, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Hey. You have a nice butt.
I'm I just got excited about a new vacuum years old... no seriously I'm really excited about it!
November 26, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I'm I just got excited about a new vacuum years old... no seriously I'm really excited about it!
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I can remember 8000 things about you but not a single fucking one is your name
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I can remember 8000 things about you but not a single fucking one is your name
So felt!
I can remember 8000 things about you but not a single fucking one is your name
November 23, 2024 at 9:01 AM
So felt!
Effort is sexy. Match mine.
November 23, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Effort is sexy. Match mine.
Good morning, Bluesky and all who inhabit it😘
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Good morning, Bluesky and all who inhabit it😘
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Politics aside, there's two kinds of people in this world: those who sleep with a fan on, & the rest of you savages.
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Politics aside, there's two kinds of people in this world: those who sleep with a fan on, & the rest of you savages.
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It looks like successful posts here are sarcastic in nature.
I’m set to fail because I certainly have none of that.
I’m set to fail because I certainly have none of that.
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
It looks like successful posts here are sarcastic in nature.
I’m set to fail because I certainly have none of that.
I’m set to fail because I certainly have none of that.
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Seasons come and go..
Seeking warmth against the snow
Your heart is cold my soul is warm
Let my love calm your storm.
Seeking warmth against the snow
Your heart is cold my soul is warm
Let my love calm your storm.
November 21, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Seasons come and go..
Seeking warmth against the snow
Your heart is cold my soul is warm
Let my love calm your storm.
Seeking warmth against the snow
Your heart is cold my soul is warm
Let my love calm your storm.
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I posted my favorite mushroom photo I’ve ever taken (and I’ve taken thousands!) when I first joined, but I didn’t know about #fungifriends yet, so I’m reposting it. Waxcap. #naturephotography #forestfloor
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I posted my favorite mushroom photo I’ve ever taken (and I’ve taken thousands!) when I first joined, but I didn’t know about #fungifriends yet, so I’m reposting it. Waxcap. #naturephotography #forestfloor
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HIM: you seem level-headed
ME: *trying to decide which grippy socks go best with my outfit* thanks, you too
ME: *trying to decide which grippy socks go best with my outfit* thanks, you too
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
HIM: you seem level-headed
ME: *trying to decide which grippy socks go best with my outfit* thanks, you too
ME: *trying to decide which grippy socks go best with my outfit* thanks, you too
Are they really intrusive thoughts when they are keeping you entertained?
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Are they really intrusive thoughts when they are keeping you entertained?