Hannah
@hannahbonnie.bsky.social
I guess I’m just built different (wrong)
June 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I guess I’m just built different (wrong)
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Floating around with mum!
June 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Floating around with mum!
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One thing is clear, all governments appear to be completely full of shit at the moment
June 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
One thing is clear, all governments appear to be completely full of shit at the moment
I can confirm that both trials AND tribulations have been sent and it’s only the first half of the year so far
I would like to put in a request for no trials, nor tribulations, be sent my way this year
June 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can confirm that both trials AND tribulations have been sent and it’s only the first half of the year so far
Also, four month sleep progressions/regressions suck and I’m scared that I have Post Partum Anxiety which makes the whole holiday thing worse. Woo
June 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Also, four month sleep progressions/regressions suck and I’m scared that I have Post Partum Anxiety which makes the whole holiday thing worse. Woo
Second ‘family’ holiday that we’ve missed out on cause no one ever seems to think of us. Good, fun times, not sad at all.
June 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Second ‘family’ holiday that we’ve missed out on cause no one ever seems to think of us. Good, fun times, not sad at all.
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
I originally wanted to lay an egg and put it under a heat lamp for a few months but apparently ‘tHatS OnLY poSSibLe for cHiCKenS’
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I originally wanted to lay an egg and put it under a heat lamp for a few months but apparently ‘tHatS OnLY poSSibLe for cHiCKenS’
I have to give birth sorta soon and both exit options seem inconveniently painful, does anyone have a secret third option that’s easy breezy by any chance?
January 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have to give birth sorta soon and both exit options seem inconveniently painful, does anyone have a secret third option that’s easy breezy by any chance?
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
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Bonnie has been our unofficial mayor for some time, but we felt like today was a good day to make it official. She embodies all of the qualities we value here at Merrymac: equity, compassion, kindness, inclusion, curiosity, education, and joy! 👑
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bonnie has been our unofficial mayor for some time, but we felt like today was a good day to make it official. She embodies all of the qualities we value here at Merrymac: equity, compassion, kindness, inclusion, curiosity, education, and joy! 👑
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the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
January 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
I would like to put in a request for no trials, nor tribulations, be sent my way this year
January 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I would like to put in a request for no trials, nor tribulations, be sent my way this year
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
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me: time to sleep
brain: make this blanket stop telling my feet what to do
brain: make this blanket stop telling my feet what to do
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
me: time to sleep
brain: make this blanket stop telling my feet what to do
brain: make this blanket stop telling my feet what to do
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if i was a police sketch artist i’d do a bunch of crimes then draw a guy i hate
December 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
if i was a police sketch artist i’d do a bunch of crimes then draw a guy i hate
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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how *i* do when im scared out of my mind,
desperate to get my hands on marshmallow fluff but I live in aus and I’ve never been more disappointed in this country cause it is SO HARD TO FIND
December 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
desperate to get my hands on marshmallow fluff but I live in aus and I’ve never been more disappointed in this country cause it is SO HARD TO FIND
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*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid
being pregnant is very weird, what do you mean there’s a human rolling around my insides, giving me reflux and swollen ankles????
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM
being pregnant is very weird, what do you mean there’s a human rolling around my insides, giving me reflux and swollen ankles????
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[robbing a bank]
i would like to withdraw everything (eyes narrow) illegally
i would like to withdraw everything (eyes narrow) illegally
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
[robbing a bank]
i would like to withdraw everything (eyes narrow) illegally
i would like to withdraw everything (eyes narrow) illegally