Handbaglvr
@handbaglvr.bsky.social
Glad to be here. Bored human looking for a laugh. Loves F1 and animals, especially schnauzers and cats. Tell your therapist, not me.
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Just ordered pizza for my guest, seasonal depression.
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just ordered pizza for my guest, seasonal depression.
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deep throating my straw at Wendy’s
(flirting)
(flirting)
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
deep throating my straw at Wendy’s
(flirting)
(flirting)
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If I take care of the shipping, will you do the handling?
UPS sext
UPS sext
January 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If I take care of the shipping, will you do the handling?
UPS sext
UPS sext
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just releasing all of my insane thoughts here like a flock of majestic doves. gray doves. actually maybe those are pigeons. okay, that one was definitely a seagull.
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
just releasing all of my insane thoughts here like a flock of majestic doves. gray doves. actually maybe those are pigeons. okay, that one was definitely a seagull.
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those Lindt Chocolate people really have a lot of balls
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
those Lindt Chocolate people really have a lot of balls
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Corn dogs are tacquitos
Started pulling the sticks out of my corn dogs and eating them like a burrito, it’s been a game changer.
January 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Corn dogs are tacquitos
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Started pulling the sticks out of my corn dogs and eating them like a burrito, it’s been a game changer.
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Started pulling the sticks out of my corn dogs and eating them like a burrito, it’s been a game changer.
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Be the change you want to see in your homeowners association's restrictions on allowable gazebo heights.
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Be the change you want to see in your homeowners association's restrictions on allowable gazebo heights.
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At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets.
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets.
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Music should make you feel something
Great music should make you feel everything
Great music should make you feel everything
January 8, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Music should make you feel something
Great music should make you feel everything
Great music should make you feel everything
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If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser
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#TerrierTuesday
Ralf
Patterdale x Lakeland in Gloucestershire, UK
9 years old
Hobbies: Hanging upside down, cuddling my dad, annoying Margo
Ralf
Patterdale x Lakeland in Gloucestershire, UK
9 years old
Hobbies: Hanging upside down, cuddling my dad, annoying Margo
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
#TerrierTuesday
Ralf
Patterdale x Lakeland in Gloucestershire, UK
9 years old
Hobbies: Hanging upside down, cuddling my dad, annoying Margo
Ralf
Patterdale x Lakeland in Gloucestershire, UK
9 years old
Hobbies: Hanging upside down, cuddling my dad, annoying Margo
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Do you like my chair?
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Do you like my chair?
I might just like your tweet, but I’ll sure-as-fuck retweet your pet pictures.
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I might just like your tweet, but I’ll sure-as-fuck retweet your pet pictures.
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Since we’re posting more regularly here and it’s a new platform I figured we should introduce ourselves.
This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
November 12, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Since we’re posting more regularly here and it’s a new platform I figured we should introduce ourselves.
This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
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After a large snowstorm Gary was begging to go outside for a walk.
The easiest way to get around was on skis. So I put on my touring gear and we went out.
The easiest way to get around was on skis. So I put on my touring gear and we went out.
November 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
After a large snowstorm Gary was begging to go outside for a walk.
The easiest way to get around was on skis. So I put on my touring gear and we went out.
The easiest way to get around was on skis. So I put on my touring gear and we went out.
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If someone sends you a break-up note that says "It's not you, it's me," tell them they should have used a semicolon. Then it'll be you.
November 15, 2024 at 7:46 PM
If someone sends you a break-up note that says "It's not you, it's me," tell them they should have used a semicolon. Then it'll be you.