Sambamntha
@sambsplace.bsky.social
Idk how to summarize myself for platforms anymore. I’d prefer not to
Not me changing my Feeld bio to “smell impeccable or don’t bother” because I just know it smells crazy on there
June 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not me changing my Feeld bio to “smell impeccable or don’t bother” because I just know it smells crazy on there
My very undiagnosed ADHD dad (who happens to look a little like Einstein) was infodumping excitedly about the impending collision of our galaxy with andromeda and said “the Milwaukee” when he meant to say the Milky Way. I live for these moments.
June 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My very undiagnosed ADHD dad (who happens to look a little like Einstein) was infodumping excitedly about the impending collision of our galaxy with andromeda and said “the Milwaukee” when he meant to say the Milky Way. I live for these moments.
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In those melodic Philly accents - “the barricades are falling eauxver”
February 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In those melodic Philly accents - “the barricades are falling eauxver”
Very sorry for you all that you missed me giving a bad lip reading and substituting the final musical performance with “contagious” by the Isley brothers
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Very sorry for you all that you missed me giving a bad lip reading and substituting the final musical performance with “contagious” by the Isley brothers
Have a trait without making it a personal brand challenge
January 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Have a trait without making it a personal brand challenge
Is there any point in posting here y/n
January 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is there any point in posting here y/n
If something unfortunate happens to Hawk Tuah this year, just know I made her the target of spellwork entirely as a joke so as to be a good sport & participate in a NYE banishing ritual I found too unappealing to engage in seriously. If ur me this is how u accidentally off ppl. Apologies in advance.
January 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If something unfortunate happens to Hawk Tuah this year, just know I made her the target of spellwork entirely as a joke so as to be a good sport & participate in a NYE banishing ritual I found too unappealing to engage in seriously. If ur me this is how u accidentally off ppl. Apologies in advance.
Last night I dreamt of a chonky orange cat emerging from a large Cheeto like a butterfly from a chrysalis. Where is my paycheck
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Last night I dreamt of a chonky orange cat emerging from a large Cheeto like a butterfly from a chrysalis. Where is my paycheck
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My most reactionary position is that I hate the delco accent with such a passion. This post brought to you by being on septa without my fucking headphones
December 31, 2024 at 11:44 PM
My most reactionary position is that I hate the delco accent with such a passion. This post brought to you by being on septa without my fucking headphones
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Telling ppl you've never had a drivers license is one of the hardest psychological flexes. They can't handle it. Strongest shit since 2002 era vegan.
December 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Telling ppl you've never had a drivers license is one of the hardest psychological flexes. They can't handle it. Strongest shit since 2002 era vegan.
Brb, just gonna stonedly drink bedtime tea, eat tea cookies and brush up on everything that has been alleged to have ever happened
December 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Brb, just gonna stonedly drink bedtime tea, eat tea cookies and brush up on everything that has been alleged to have ever happened
Visiting NYC after a very long time and I’ve noticed a lot of people noticing me in a way I remember noticing people when I used to live here, so drained and dead inside, you’d see someone who has that inexplicable light & it turns out it’s just they don’t live here or anywhere in the northeast
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Visiting NYC after a very long time and I’ve noticed a lot of people noticing me in a way I remember noticing people when I used to live here, so drained and dead inside, you’d see someone who has that inexplicable light & it turns out it’s just they don’t live here or anywhere in the northeast
Why do I keep singing the super Mario theme song to myse— oh
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Why do I keep singing the super Mario theme song to myse— oh
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Stand aside, nobility.
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Stand aside, nobility.
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Well then, go you into hell.
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Well then, go you into hell.
Yesterday I parroted a popular Twitter meme “bouncing on it in a way that” to shitpost about Luigi.
I expected nobody to care or take seriously like my other tweets. By the end of the day it had ~2m views 60k+ likes & thousands of QTs scolding me and even some ppl telling me to kill myself,
I expected nobody to care or take seriously like my other tweets. By the end of the day it had ~2m views 60k+ likes & thousands of QTs scolding me and even some ppl telling me to kill myself,
December 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Yesterday I parroted a popular Twitter meme “bouncing on it in a way that” to shitpost about Luigi.
I expected nobody to care or take seriously like my other tweets. By the end of the day it had ~2m views 60k+ likes & thousands of QTs scolding me and even some ppl telling me to kill myself,
I expected nobody to care or take seriously like my other tweets. By the end of the day it had ~2m views 60k+ likes & thousands of QTs scolding me and even some ppl telling me to kill myself,
Having a viral tweet on x should come with a Xanax prescription.
December 10, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Having a viral tweet on x should come with a Xanax prescription.
Why is it always the Mac store Genius Bar guys with the thirstiest vibes… every time I have to come to this godforsaken place one of these short kings swears he’s gonna change my life
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Why is it always the Mac store Genius Bar guys with the thirstiest vibes… every time I have to come to this godforsaken place one of these short kings swears he’s gonna change my life
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African women who used to work in Lebanon as domestic workers are trapped have been abandoned by their employers. They’re also victims of Israeli murderous assault on Lebanon.
Please Donate/Share to this GFM
Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon
www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...
Please Donate/Share to this GFM
Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon
www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...
Donate to Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon, organized by sai s
Hi everyone, Sai here again. This time, calling for help for African migrants trapped in … sai s needs your support for Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon
www.gofundme.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
African women who used to work in Lebanon as domestic workers are trapped have been abandoned by their employers. They’re also victims of Israeli murderous assault on Lebanon.
Please Donate/Share to this GFM
Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon
www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...
Please Donate/Share to this GFM
Supporting Africans Trapped in Lebanon
www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...
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I'm NOT spam,
this is a video of my face with my children,I was ashamed to show my face, but I have to prove that I'm real now, don't leave me, we are DYING,
This is not the time for spam ,
I have suffered enough in Gaza, save me..
🟣To Donate GFM
gofund.me/4afe7094
🟣PayPal
🔗 www.paypal.me/Hijazi562
this is a video of my face with my children,I was ashamed to show my face, but I have to prove that I'm real now, don't leave me, we are DYING,
This is not the time for spam ,
I have suffered enough in Gaza, save me..
🟣To Donate GFM
gofund.me/4afe7094
🟣PayPal
🔗 www.paypal.me/Hijazi562
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I'm NOT spam,
this is a video of my face with my children,I was ashamed to show my face, but I have to prove that I'm real now, don't leave me, we are DYING,
This is not the time for spam ,
I have suffered enough in Gaza, save me..
🟣To Donate GFM
gofund.me/4afe7094
🟣PayPal
🔗 www.paypal.me/Hijazi562
this is a video of my face with my children,I was ashamed to show my face, but I have to prove that I'm real now, don't leave me, we are DYING,
This is not the time for spam ,
I have suffered enough in Gaza, save me..
🟣To Donate GFM
gofund.me/4afe7094
🟣PayPal
🔗 www.paypal.me/Hijazi562
Whenever my time comes and I get to the other side, it is on fucking sight with the inventors of lawnmowers and leafblowers…
November 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Whenever my time comes and I get to the other side, it is on fucking sight with the inventors of lawnmowers and leafblowers…
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Need a luddite starterpack
November 18, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Need a luddite starterpack