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thinking about how dancing baby was a harbinger
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
thinking about how dancing baby was a harbinger
oldie but goodie
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
oldie but goodie
[explaining to Josie that I watched like seven episodes of Landman]
Me: yeah I got sucked into this fucking Landman show
J: What kinda show is it
Me: is a "there's a guy" kinda show
J: ???
Me: You know, like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Yellowstone
J: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE "THERE'S A GUY" SHOWS
Me: yeah I got sucked into this fucking Landman show
J: What kinda show is it
Me: is a "there's a guy" kinda show
J: ???
Me: You know, like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Yellowstone
J: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE "THERE'S A GUY" SHOWS
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
[explaining to Josie that I watched like seven episodes of Landman]
Me: yeah I got sucked into this fucking Landman show
J: What kinda show is it
Me: is a "there's a guy" kinda show
J: ???
Me: You know, like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Yellowstone
J: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE "THERE'S A GUY" SHOWS
Me: yeah I got sucked into this fucking Landman show
J: What kinda show is it
Me: is a "there's a guy" kinda show
J: ???
Me: You know, like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Yellowstone
J: OH MY GOD THOSE ARE "THERE'S A GUY" SHOWS
I love the elder Xer/boomer brain so much
names my mother has called Jelly Roll, the rapper.
- Jelly bean
- Jelly jar
- "The Jelly Man???"
- Gum Drop
- "I can't remember that one guy's name but Postie (Post Malone) is way cuter and better at music"
names my mother has called Jelly Roll, the rapper.
- Jelly bean
- Jelly jar
- "The Jelly Man???"
- Gum Drop
- "I can't remember that one guy's name but Postie (Post Malone) is way cuter and better at music"
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love the elder Xer/boomer brain so much
names my mother has called Jelly Roll, the rapper.
- Jelly bean
- Jelly jar
- "The Jelly Man???"
- Gum Drop
- "I can't remember that one guy's name but Postie (Post Malone) is way cuter and better at music"
names my mother has called Jelly Roll, the rapper.
- Jelly bean
- Jelly jar
- "The Jelly Man???"
- Gum Drop
- "I can't remember that one guy's name but Postie (Post Malone) is way cuter and better at music"
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i think it's useful to look at areas where the *tech* has gotten much better while tech *interactions* have gotten way worse. streaming has gotten worse, google search has gotten worse, digital cameras are leaps better. apple's silicone is so good it's threatening their user upgrade cycle
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i think it's useful to look at areas where the *tech* has gotten much better while tech *interactions* have gotten way worse. streaming has gotten worse, google search has gotten worse, digital cameras are leaps better. apple's silicone is so good it's threatening their user upgrade cycle
I am not entirely sure how the Penguins got absolutely dog walked by the Leafs tonight. I am not going to say that my boys are good (hello, we were last in our division until tonight)
I don't want to be like "was Stolie the problem" but also like was Stolie the problem
I don't want to be like "was Stolie the problem" but also like was Stolie the problem
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am not entirely sure how the Penguins got absolutely dog walked by the Leafs tonight. I am not going to say that my boys are good (hello, we were last in our division until tonight)
I don't want to be like "was Stolie the problem" but also like was Stolie the problem
I don't want to be like "was Stolie the problem" but also like was Stolie the problem
i can’t wait to see HOW they are going to implement ads in chatGPT because i am pretty sure that will not work
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i can’t wait to see HOW they are going to implement ads in chatGPT because i am pretty sure that will not work
people: where did you grow up?
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
people: where did you grow up?
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off
in america during the second great awakening the women joined apacolyptic cults awaiting the destruction of earth and the men started inventing breakfast cereals that would stop them from jerking off so much and you can see how from there we got here
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
to heal this broken nation, we MUST devise a breakfast cereal that HELPS you jerk off
what an absolute dunce. a fool. a baffoon. a total boob.
the best pies, in order are:
- key lime
- lemon custard
- pizza
- peanut butter w/ chocolate
- apple
- french silk
- peanut butter
- blueberry
pecan is a choice only a complete stooge would make
the best pies, in order are:
- key lime
- lemon custard
- pizza
- peanut butter w/ chocolate
- apple
- french silk
- peanut butter
- blueberry
pecan is a choice only a complete stooge would make
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
what an absolute dunce. a fool. a baffoon. a total boob.
the best pies, in order are:
- key lime
- lemon custard
- pizza
- peanut butter w/ chocolate
- apple
- french silk
- peanut butter
- blueberry
pecan is a choice only a complete stooge would make
the best pies, in order are:
- key lime
- lemon custard
- pizza
- peanut butter w/ chocolate
- apple
- french silk
- peanut butter
- blueberry
pecan is a choice only a complete stooge would make
can we just fucking acknowledge that AI doesnt work? I just wanted to show my friend a recipe for baked apples because she’s never had them. Gemini, perhaps the stupidest AI out there, spit out this response i swear to god i can’t wait for this upcoming collapse the tech industry is worried bout
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
can we just fucking acknowledge that AI doesnt work? I just wanted to show my friend a recipe for baked apples because she’s never had them. Gemini, perhaps the stupidest AI out there, spit out this response i swear to god i can’t wait for this upcoming collapse the tech industry is worried bout
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I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?
I think the stupidest thing about the collapse of modern society as it is happening now is that while it is scary and does fill me with existential dread, it's also extremely lame and boring in a way I would not have expected.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think the stupidest thing about the collapse of modern society as it is happening now is that while it is scary and does fill me with existential dread, it's also extremely lame and boring in a way I would not have expected.
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computer graphics (1985) archive.org/details/OhHi...
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
computer graphics (1985) archive.org/details/OhHi...
I think one of the "funniest" things about DoorDash and its ilk is that if you tip well, your order is going to take longer/run the risk of getting severely mixed up with other orders because these apps bundle those orders with low/no tippers, often MULTIPLE orders of low/no.
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I think one of the "funniest" things about DoorDash and its ilk is that if you tip well, your order is going to take longer/run the risk of getting severely mixed up with other orders because these apps bundle those orders with low/no tippers, often MULTIPLE orders of low/no.
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"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK
Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
▶ square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK
Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
▶ square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
▶ square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
A story in three screenshots.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A story in three screenshots.
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If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
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theres so much more room left to grow
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
theres so much more room left to grow
thinking abt the time i found religion in a burger king parking lot
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
thinking abt the time i found religion in a burger king parking lot
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