Breaking Bad: There's a guy, he makes meth
Sons of Anarchy: There's a guy, he's in a motorcycle gang
Yellowstone: There's a guy, he runs a ranch
Landman: There's a guy, he has some oil fields
Tulsa King: There's a guy, he runs a mob arm in Oklahoma

meanwhile my mother will correct other seniors very proudly when they misidentify Post Malone.

"That's Post Malone. Postie. I like him, he's a Mythical Beast."

(my mom is somehow even more of a GMM fan than I am.)

I listened to a podcast once and one of the hosts was like "There's only 2000 people here" and I went "that's pretty big" and Josie goes "we literally live in a city of 100,000 people and a metro of over 250,000 people" and I was like

"hahaha oh right"

meanwhile i come home & im like "yes normal"

to be fair this is Marble, PA, which is one town over from my home town. Marble is an unincorporated community, and i’m positive the population there is like, 120 max.

how can you say that they are clearly are going to sixth base (touching hands)

also i don’t understand baseball

or sex

dog

I hope @edzitron.com has seen this article and is already planning to point out how these fucking freaks running these companies shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of a houseplant, let alone a product that has any influence over peoples lives

i did finally drink the fresca tonight