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oldie but goodie
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
oldie but goodie
people: where did you grow up?
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
people: where did you grow up?
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
me: oh, it’s really rural.
people: oh same my home town only had like 2000 people in it
me: [*still reflexively thinking that’s a city*] oh… yes. small.
people: how big was your home town?
me: ….. 343
can we just fucking acknowledge that AI doesnt work? I just wanted to show my friend a recipe for baked apples because she’s never had them. Gemini, perhaps the stupidest AI out there, spit out this response i swear to god i can’t wait for this upcoming collapse the tech industry is worried bout
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
can we just fucking acknowledge that AI doesnt work? I just wanted to show my friend a recipe for baked apples because she’s never had them. Gemini, perhaps the stupidest AI out there, spit out this response i swear to god i can’t wait for this upcoming collapse the tech industry is worried bout
A story in three screenshots.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A story in three screenshots.
thinking abt the time i found religion in a burger king parking lot
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
thinking abt the time i found religion in a burger king parking lot
My agoraphobic friend pretty much gave up driving in any meaningful way and stows his car in a parking garage. On the few instances that he actually does leave his apartment, he goes and checks on the car and reports back on the dust graffiti. Here is the latest update.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My agoraphobic friend pretty much gave up driving in any meaningful way and stows his car in a parking garage. On the few instances that he actually does leave his apartment, he goes and checks on the car and reports back on the dust graffiti. Here is the latest update.
Ngl the very first time I played Qud I too was felled by the bush
so i mean, maybe it'll still be a positive experience for him overall
so i mean, maybe it'll still be a positive experience for him overall
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ngl the very first time I played Qud I too was felled by the bush
so i mean, maybe it'll still be a positive experience for him overall
so i mean, maybe it'll still be a positive experience for him overall
tbh if you aren't DMing me pictures of weird book titles you find in Qud or strange shit your character names their equipment or any other unhinged screenshots are we even friends
RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR!
RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR!
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
tbh if you aren't DMing me pictures of weird book titles you find in Qud or strange shit your character names their equipment or any other unhinged screenshots are we even friends
RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR!
RECTANGLE HAIR! RECTANGLE HAIR!
i would like to [have a polite meeting] with all those [nice democrats] who managed to do nothing but bicker among themselves and refuse even the most basic promises to their electorate.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i would like to [have a polite meeting] with all those [nice democrats] who managed to do nothing but bicker among themselves and refuse even the most basic promises to their electorate.
i love the comfy parts of a relationship.
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i love the comfy parts of a relationship.
i definitely knew better than to grab my phone and log into the brain damage factory at fucking 5:20am.
i should be sleeping but wow gosh i’m just real exhausted from living in a rapidly decaying society.
anyway here’s the moon
i should be sleeping but wow gosh i’m just real exhausted from living in a rapidly decaying society.
anyway here’s the moon
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
i definitely knew better than to grab my phone and log into the brain damage factory at fucking 5:20am.
i should be sleeping but wow gosh i’m just real exhausted from living in a rapidly decaying society.
anyway here’s the moon
i should be sleeping but wow gosh i’m just real exhausted from living in a rapidly decaying society.
anyway here’s the moon
the descent into winter has begun.
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
the descent into winter has begun.
today’s hero is the USPS guy who decided that, instead of ringing my doorbell or knocking on my door, he would simply stand in front of my door for about a minute, and then stick the redelivery slip onto my door where it immediately fell off and then blew into the street.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
today’s hero is the USPS guy who decided that, instead of ringing my doorbell or knocking on my door, he would simply stand in front of my door for about a minute, and then stick the redelivery slip onto my door where it immediately fell off and then blew into the street.
I continue to keep Instagram on my phone, even though it’s detrimental to my mental health purely because it is still suggesting me the most insane things I’ve ever seen in my life. Case in point: what the fuck is the scale of this woman? What am I being sold? it just takes me to download the app.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I continue to keep Instagram on my phone, even though it’s detrimental to my mental health purely because it is still suggesting me the most insane things I’ve ever seen in my life. Case in point: what the fuck is the scale of this woman? What am I being sold? it just takes me to download the app.
oh shit, Erie is living up to its name. Dreary Erie. Its fucking wet outside.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
oh shit, Erie is living up to its name. Dreary Erie. Its fucking wet outside.
new phone who dis
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
new phone who dis
what on earth is up with the YouTube suggestions good gravy 578 views ???????? what is this????
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
what on earth is up with the YouTube suggestions good gravy 578 views ???????? what is this????