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26 🔮 he/him 🔮 pagan-ish 🔮 seahorse dad in the making 🔮 video games & d&d 🔮 18+ only 🔮 previously AncuninJuicebox, QuizzyLavellan on fandomtwt
26 🔮 he/him 🔮 pagan-ish 🔮 seahorse dad in the making 🔮 video games & d&d 🔮 18+ only 🔮 previously AncuninJuicebox, QuizzyLavellan on fandomtwt
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bunny pet owners be like
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
bunny pet owners be like
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Getting ready for orlesian court #dragonage #morrigan
June 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Getting ready for orlesian court #dragonage #morrigan
good morning to everyone except the gremlin that has gotten far too comfortable in my uterus instead of making any effort at all to leave
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
good morning to everyone except the gremlin that has gotten far too comfortable in my uterus instead of making any effort at all to leave
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Please, mlm man loving man was my father. Call me mlm marxist loving marxist.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Please, mlm man loving man was my father. Call me mlm marxist loving marxist.
boy mom not in the sense of having a weird relationship with my son but being a mom who is a boy
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
boy mom not in the sense of having a weird relationship with my son but being a mom who is a boy
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Need everyone to keep fighting censorship and make deliberately nasty art so I can host a Trans Wrongs™️ jam & bundle next year thaaank you
And if you're not American, NEITHER AM I. Ask your government and politicians why the fuck US companies are controlling what LEGAL GOODS you can and cannot buy.
And if you're not American, NEITHER AM I. Ask your government and politicians why the fuck US companies are controlling what LEGAL GOODS you can and cannot buy.
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Need everyone to keep fighting censorship and make deliberately nasty art so I can host a Trans Wrongs™️ jam & bundle next year thaaank you
And if you're not American, NEITHER AM I. Ask your government and politicians why the fuck US companies are controlling what LEGAL GOODS you can and cannot buy.
And if you're not American, NEITHER AM I. Ask your government and politicians why the fuck US companies are controlling what LEGAL GOODS you can and cannot buy.
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taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
Mitzy is going to riot when I'm no longer running extra warm from being pregnant.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Mitzy is going to riot when I'm no longer running extra warm from being pregnant.
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Can't spell together without HRT.
[ID: Dungeon Meshi meme. Marcille, facing the viewer, extends a hand with a determined expression. Caption says, "Let's take HRT together." (Together is comically mispelled.) /end ID]
[ID: Dungeon Meshi meme. Marcille, facing the viewer, extends a hand with a determined expression. Caption says, "Let's take HRT together." (Together is comically mispelled.) /end ID]
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can't spell together without HRT.
[ID: Dungeon Meshi meme. Marcille, facing the viewer, extends a hand with a determined expression. Caption says, "Let's take HRT together." (Together is comically mispelled.) /end ID]
[ID: Dungeon Meshi meme. Marcille, facing the viewer, extends a hand with a determined expression. Caption says, "Let's take HRT together." (Together is comically mispelled.) /end ID]
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I only been eating old rice, garlic and fish sauce once a day for the last week. Was wondering if any of you people with disposable income could help me w survival this coming holiday season by helping me boost my gfm, please 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I only been eating old rice, garlic and fish sauce once a day for the last week. Was wondering if any of you people with disposable income could help me w survival this coming holiday season by helping me boost my gfm, please 🙏
i need everyone to pray i go into labor tomorrow because it would be incredibly funny if my son has the same birthday as my brother as the Two December Babies of the entire family
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
i need everyone to pray i go into labor tomorrow because it would be incredibly funny if my son has the same birthday as my brother as the Two December Babies of the entire family
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I thought I'd be funny and ask my dad "guess who shat on the kitchen floor last night" but he actually stopped and thought about it before answering "I HOPE it was the dog" so unfortunately he's funnier
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I thought I'd be funny and ask my dad "guess who shat on the kitchen floor last night" but he actually stopped and thought about it before answering "I HOPE it was the dog" so unfortunately he's funnier
id love to be able to blame One In The Morning Pasta on the baby but really ive always been like this
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
id love to be able to blame One In The Morning Pasta on the baby but really ive always been like this
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December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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this is Penelope.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is Penelope.
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
sounds about right
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
sounds about right
gremlin is desperately looking for the exit but is kicking me in the ribs instead of actually dropping and making any progress
like babe i know its cramped in there. There Is Another Way. you dont have to live like this anymore. free yourself of your chains.
like babe i know its cramped in there. There Is Another Way. you dont have to live like this anymore. free yourself of your chains.
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
gremlin is desperately looking for the exit but is kicking me in the ribs instead of actually dropping and making any progress
like babe i know its cramped in there. There Is Another Way. you dont have to live like this anymore. free yourself of your chains.
like babe i know its cramped in there. There Is Another Way. you dont have to live like this anymore. free yourself of your chains.
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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If you're in Lane County, Oregon & these people pull at your heartstrings, instead give your money to St. Vincent de Paul, Food for Lane County, Burrito Brigade, White Bird Clinic, Occupy Medical, Black Thistle Street Aid, or HIV Alliance, who are doing the actual work The Salvation Army lies about.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you're in Lane County, Oregon & these people pull at your heartstrings, instead give your money to St. Vincent de Paul, Food for Lane County, Burrito Brigade, White Bird Clinic, Occupy Medical, Black Thistle Street Aid, or HIV Alliance, who are doing the actual work The Salvation Army lies about.
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Fascism doesn't rise to power, power lowers itself to accommodate fascism until its in the gutter
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Fascism doesn't rise to power, power lowers itself to accommodate fascism until its in the gutter
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"We’re terrified that if she remains in an environment that is so hateful that she might follow the path of so many trans people and spiral into depression and self-harm. So we’re going to do whatever it takes to keep her safe."
Here's how families are fighting to survive Trump’s war on trans kids.
Here's how families are fighting to survive Trump’s war on trans kids.
"We're going to do whatever it takes to keep her safe"
How families are fighting to survive Trump's war on transgender kids
www.motherjones.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"We’re terrified that if she remains in an environment that is so hateful that she might follow the path of so many trans people and spiral into depression and self-harm. So we’re going to do whatever it takes to keep her safe."
Here's how families are fighting to survive Trump’s war on trans kids.
Here's how families are fighting to survive Trump’s war on trans kids.
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OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
The Baby Month is upon us
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Baby Month is upon us
i will fuck up a whole bag of sweet hawaiian rolls by myself if given the chance
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i will fuck up a whole bag of sweet hawaiian rolls by myself if given the chance