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26 🔮 he/him 🔮 pagan-ish 🔮 seahorse dad in the making 🔮 video games & d&d 🔮 18+ only 🔮 previously AncuninJuicebox, QuizzyLavellan on fandomtwt
Mitzy is going to riot when I'm no longer running extra warm from being pregnant.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
id love to be able to blame One In The Morning Pasta on the baby but really ive always been like this
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
sounds about right
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Baby Month is upon us
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
did y'all know there is no law saying that you can't have a root beer float at 6:30 am
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
halloween stuff is on clearance 😌
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
THE ALBUM IS OUT
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
that shiny gastly has evolved now. her name is violet
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the pipeline persists #pokemonlegendsza
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
palate cleanser
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
this is just the men that i write
September 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"sorry your order is delayed i was petting the fade cat"
September 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
please enjoy mitzy in Extended Mode
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
creature
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jester got a new toy even though she does not deserve one
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
she wants my pizza so bad
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
laundry
September 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
his biggest smile and his shortest shorts

robbie daymond my beloved
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
they sometimes like the dog
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
[prolonged damage over time sounds]
September 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
listen,,,,,,,,,
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
guess who ate a bunch of chocolate and forced me to stay home from work to monitor her & is now sitting in my husband's computer chair pouting because her tummy hurts
August 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Mitzy likes to hunt socks and announce her quarry to the rest of the house in the wee hours of the morning
August 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
im love him
August 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM