@halflife3real.bsky.social
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Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.
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China remains one of the smartest countries in the world
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
China remains one of the smartest countries in the world
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they really are incredible animals
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
they really are incredible animals
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes.
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
September 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes.
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
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(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
August 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo
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gonna start calling this CIA syntax because i'm becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who talks like this to me is a CIA psyop
August 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
gonna start calling this CIA syntax because i'm becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who talks like this to me is a CIA psyop
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I just imagined a new ice cream flavor called "caramel brownie tornado"! YUM!!! Not that you care. You've always been an asshole like that.
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I just imagined a new ice cream flavor called "caramel brownie tornado"! YUM!!! Not that you care. You've always been an asshole like that.
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Just a little guy. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
July 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just a little guy. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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Wow! Check this out Content unavailable
December 9, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Wow! Check this out Content unavailable
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I love warm weather, but as a professional dog walker, that much exercise during the day can be a LOT. So as a mental health treat, today I left all six big pooches to enjoy the sunlight in my van while I took a solo stroll through the park, finally able to luxuriate for a few hours. AND I got paid!
May 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I love warm weather, but as a professional dog walker, that much exercise during the day can be a LOT. So as a mental health treat, today I left all six big pooches to enjoy the sunlight in my van while I took a solo stroll through the park, finally able to luxuriate for a few hours. AND I got paid!
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Another shot with more of the mesmerizing carpet.
May 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Another shot with more of the mesmerizing carpet.
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A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection. No documented date/info.
May 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection. No documented date/info.
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Did you hear about the new Trump pardon? Yeah, someone said they liked Trump and I said "PARDON??" The heart icon below will mark this as one of your favorite posts, and the icon of arrows going in a circle will share it with your friends. I pray you all have a blessed evening.
May 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Did you hear about the new Trump pardon? Yeah, someone said they liked Trump and I said "PARDON??" The heart icon below will mark this as one of your favorite posts, and the icon of arrows going in a circle will share it with your friends. I pray you all have a blessed evening.
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Ok I admit it- this didn’t happen. I posted engagement bait, trying to boost interaction. I realize now it was misleading and inauthentic. I’ll do better moving forward and focus on genuine content. Apologies!
Me: *cranks up the tunes*
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
Gen Z-er with a nose ring who’s never heard good music before: “What is THIS?”
Me: Oh sweet summer child, didn’t you know that back before auto-tune singers had a little thing called “talent”?
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ok I admit it- this didn’t happen. I posted engagement bait, trying to boost interaction. I realize now it was misleading and inauthentic. I’ll do better moving forward and focus on genuine content. Apologies!
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