Haley Blaze 🧿
@haleyblaze.bsky.social
Board-certified Elon Musk hater
I cannot pretend to respect peoples’ views anymore. If you think people should be KIDNAPPED OFF THE STREET AND THROWN INTO CAGES, fuck you. Full stop.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I cannot pretend to respect peoples’ views anymore. If you think people should be KIDNAPPED OFF THE STREET AND THROWN INTO CAGES, fuck you. Full stop.
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opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be
August 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be
If you have in-home laundry fuck u and fuck u hard
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you have in-home laundry fuck u and fuck u hard
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Getting out of bed and other acts of bravery.
July 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Getting out of bed and other acts of bravery.
Have my coworkers tried not being so horny all the time
June 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Have my coworkers tried not being so horny all the time
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Political Posts are the worst, except mine, which are entirely original & probably essential to the national discourse
January 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Political Posts are the worst, except mine, which are entirely original & probably essential to the national discourse
And on the 6th day god created rage cleaning with noise cancelling headphones and a 4xl t shirt
May 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And on the 6th day god created rage cleaning with noise cancelling headphones and a 4xl t shirt
No I can’t kill myself I’m seeing Beyoncé in a week
May 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
No I can’t kill myself I’m seeing Beyoncé in a week
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You can call a toddler an asshole right to their face. They don't know what you're saying
April 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You can call a toddler an asshole right to their face. They don't know what you're saying
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*flicks cigarette*
A dream is a wish your heart makes, dumbass
A dream is a wish your heart makes, dumbass
April 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
*flicks cigarette*
A dream is a wish your heart makes, dumbass
A dream is a wish your heart makes, dumbass
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Me whenever Stanley Tucci is in something
im loving stanley tucci in this
April 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me whenever Stanley Tucci is in something
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Girl who uses 10x magnification vanity mirror who won't let anyone get close to her
April 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Girl who uses 10x magnification vanity mirror who won't let anyone get close to her
Genuinely confused why I have not been asked to give a Ted Talk on the cultural significance of Timbaland’s Shock Value from 2007
April 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Genuinely confused why I have not been asked to give a Ted Talk on the cultural significance of Timbaland’s Shock Value from 2007
Today I had one of the worst days I’ve had in a while. But hey at least I didn’t vote for the guy who wants to fuck his daughter
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Today I had one of the worst days I’ve had in a while. But hey at least I didn’t vote for the guy who wants to fuck his daughter
You’re up Kid Rock
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You’re up Kid Rock
Everyone wants a bad bitch til her hair clogs the shower drain
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Everyone wants a bad bitch til her hair clogs the shower drain
Social media is for the girls, gays, and sensitive empathetic straight men with traumatizing mommy issues
April 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Social media is for the girls, gays, and sensitive empathetic straight men with traumatizing mommy issues
I’m gonna punch a trump supporter like any day now. I can’t take it anymore
April 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m gonna punch a trump supporter like any day now. I can’t take it anymore
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[experiencing an existential grief that no joy could soothe] it is what it is :)
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[experiencing an existential grief that no joy could soothe] it is what it is :)
29 year old men posting “what’s the move” on Snapchat like go build a deck. Go start a family
April 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
29 year old men posting “what’s the move” on Snapchat like go build a deck. Go start a family
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This banana went bad quickly. Thought of you
March 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This banana went bad quickly. Thought of you
Nothing makes me happier than seeing two older women at a coffee shop talking the craziest shit on their kids for hours. This is what the lord intended for sundays
March 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing makes me happier than seeing two older women at a coffee shop talking the craziest shit on their kids for hours. This is what the lord intended for sundays
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your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it
March 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it