@haleakala.bsky.social
Halea, she/her, leftist, zellenial snowflake, hooked on crab ragoons
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Things are getting wild on interstate 69
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Things are getting wild on interstate 69
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Every day these people show us who they are
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Every day these people show us who they are
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It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can afford to contract vaccine-preventable diseases to own the libs.
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can afford to contract vaccine-preventable diseases to own the libs.
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I really like ebooks, due to having small amounts of space - plus they allow me to read more widely and more frequently. I always adore bookshop.org and so happy to see them in the ebook space!
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I really like ebooks, due to having small amounts of space - plus they allow me to read more widely and more frequently. I always adore bookshop.org and so happy to see them in the ebook space!
I thought the onion was supposed to be satire, not just things that are likely to happen in a few weeks 🫠
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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February 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I thought the onion was supposed to be satire, not just things that are likely to happen in a few weeks 🫠
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The unintended consequences of Trumpism are ***almost*** more worrying than the intended consequences of Trumpism
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The unintended consequences of Trumpism are ***almost*** more worrying than the intended consequences of Trumpism
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It’s going well.
Wall Street Journal:
Wall Street Journal:
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s going well.
Wall Street Journal:
Wall Street Journal:
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Ethnic cleansing; imperialism; flat out lunacy. Oh yeah, hanging with a Neo-Nazi in Vegas.
On Air Force One from Las Vegas to Miami, President Trump says Palestinians in Gaza should be relocated.
“I’d like Egypt to take people. I’d like Jordan to take people,” he tells reporters.”We just clean out that whole thing.”
“I’d like Egypt to take people. I’d like Jordan to take people,” he tells reporters.”We just clean out that whole thing.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ethnic cleansing; imperialism; flat out lunacy. Oh yeah, hanging with a Neo-Nazi in Vegas.
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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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BREAKING NEWS:
The United States Senate has just confirmed “Little” Marco Rubio, who famously questioned the size of Donald Trump’s hands and pen*s, to serve as Secretary of State.
I don’t have words to describe what a joke this timeline is.
The United States Senate has just confirmed “Little” Marco Rubio, who famously questioned the size of Donald Trump’s hands and pen*s, to serve as Secretary of State.
I don’t have words to describe what a joke this timeline is.
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
The United States Senate has just confirmed “Little” Marco Rubio, who famously questioned the size of Donald Trump’s hands and pen*s, to serve as Secretary of State.
I don’t have words to describe what a joke this timeline is.
The United States Senate has just confirmed “Little” Marco Rubio, who famously questioned the size of Donald Trump’s hands and pen*s, to serve as Secretary of State.
I don’t have words to describe what a joke this timeline is.
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That “may you live in interesting times” was a threat, right?
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
That “may you live in interesting times” was a threat, right?
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I just finished my first ever embroidery project!
January 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I just finished my first ever embroidery project!
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Anyone know how I can keep these hellions out of my food? They eat plenty, for whatever reason they really just want both my food and their food 🙃 #cats
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Anyone know how I can keep these hellions out of my food? They eat plenty, for whatever reason they really just want both my food and their food 🙃 #cats
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forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version
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"Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period.
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
"Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period.
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this is what escaping twitter felt like
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
this is what escaping twitter felt like
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Attorney. General. Matt. Gaetz. This is like if Idiocracy were a slasher film.
November 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Attorney. General. Matt. Gaetz. This is like if Idiocracy were a slasher film.
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands....
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November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
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✨ arcadecore ✨
November 13, 2024 at 10:51 AM
✨ arcadecore ✨
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Good morning on this particularly Tuesdayish Tuesday
November 12, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Good morning on this particularly Tuesdayish Tuesday