white woman w/ a yelp account
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this is what escaping twitter felt like
She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course
February 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course
Just got wireless headphones and I feel ridiculous but the sound quality is incredible
February 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just got wireless headphones and I feel ridiculous but the sound quality is incredible
Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”
a woman in a red dress stands in front of a door with hayu written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a red dress stands in front of a door with hayu written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”
The way this backfired is Selina Meyer level incompetence
January 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The way this backfired is Selina Meyer level incompetence
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(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
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fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.
⚠️DC OOMFS⚠️ Can anyone house me on Monday, January 6th -Tuesday, January 7th? I am attending the Lib Stop The Steal Rally and need somewhere to stay. 🙏
January 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
⚠️DC OOMFS⚠️ Can anyone house me on Monday, January 6th -Tuesday, January 7th? I am attending the Lib Stop The Steal Rally and need somewhere to stay. 🙏
good evening *count orlok voice*
January 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
good evening *count orlok voice*
Why do so many hot people tweet like a fourteen year old who just discovered sex
January 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Why do so many hot people tweet like a fourteen year old who just discovered sex
OUT: saying “I don’t owe anyone anything”
IN: saying “idgaf”
IN: saying “idgaf”
January 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
OUT: saying “I don’t owe anyone anything”
IN: saying “idgaf”
IN: saying “idgaf”
happy last Sunday of the year if anyone gaf
December 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
happy last Sunday of the year if anyone gaf
Let’s wake THAT up.
Anyway….
I think Meredith only invited Angie to her Bat Mitzvah so she could throw her out. 😂 #RHOSLC
I think Meredith only invited Angie to her Bat Mitzvah so she could throw her out. 😂 #RHOSLC
December 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Let’s wake THAT up.
Hi guys
December 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Hi guys
Ah let’s go to the “popular with friends” feed and see what is popular with my fr- oh it’s just naked men
December 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Ah let’s go to the “popular with friends” feed and see what is popular with my fr- oh it’s just naked men
well it’s encouraging to know Twitter remains insufferable
December 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
well it’s encouraging to know Twitter remains insufferable
I would simply never allow myself to be threatened by Christmas Carolers. “We won’t go until we get some” I’ll have you know people have been shot for less
December 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I would simply never allow myself to be threatened by Christmas Carolers. “We won’t go until we get some” I’ll have you know people have been shot for less
CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines:
Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.
Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.
December 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines:
Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.
Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.
Selina Meyer in that one episode
December 10, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Selina Meyer in that one episode
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.
December 9, 2024 at 8:19 PM
so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.
Just said have a good night to the woman who made my salad at 2:45 pm
December 9, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Just said have a good night to the woman who made my salad at 2:45 pm
Never not thinking about this
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Never not thinking about this
Neeeeeeed to spend a snowy weekend at bluestone manor expeditiously
December 6, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Neeeeeeed to spend a snowy weekend at bluestone manor expeditiously
What feeds are y’all a part of? I need something more than just the discover feed
December 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
What feeds are y’all a part of? I need something more than just the discover feed