Gym Jordan
@gymjordan.kids
Chronic Aspiring Lawmaker.
Not a real Congress Critter.
Parody of a "Conservative".
Alleged SA enabler at An Ohio State University. A legacy not to be forgotten.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects your preference 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
Not a real Congress Critter.
Parody of a "Conservative".
Alleged SA enabler at An Ohio State University. A legacy not to be forgotten.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects your preference 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Something is rotten in the State of Maine 🤨
Launch this man into the sun.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Something is rotten in the State of Maine 🤨
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
If not controlled opposition, why controlled opposition shaped?
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If not controlled opposition, why controlled opposition shaped?
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The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.
There is no sense in capitulation. Make them stink of doing it the crooked way
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There is no sense in capitulation. Make them stink of doing it the crooked way
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The world’s richest man’s legacy
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The world’s richest man’s legacy
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a good reminder to Never Trust Axios. also, if you're worried, calling or emailing your senators to scream at them not to cave is a good way to channel your rage!
it’s very difficult at this point to figure out if there is actual movement towards a Dem cave or just a Republican whisper campaign to Axios to make it seem like there’s a Dem cave and I’m going to hold my fire on any of it until something actually happens (or not)
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
a good reminder to Never Trust Axios. also, if you're worried, calling or emailing your senators to scream at them not to cave is a good way to channel your rage!
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
today is Europe's 9/11
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From the team that brought you the 50 year mortgage
The 100 year mortgage
Bind future family generations with your e-signature
The 100 year mortgage
Bind future family generations with your e-signature
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
From the team that brought you the 50 year mortgage
The 100 year mortgage
Bind future family generations with your e-signature
The 100 year mortgage
Bind future family generations with your e-signature
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For real though it’s pretty funny to be the public face of aid cuts that killed hundreds of thousands of human beings and then post stuff about how other people are unkind
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
For real though it’s pretty funny to be the public face of aid cuts that killed hundreds of thousands of human beings and then post stuff about how other people are unkind
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Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.