Garrett McCullough
@gwmccull.bsky.social
Slow runner. Professional, bunny hill skier. Occasionally I program computers. He/him
I haven't been on bsky in a while, but I'm here tonight for the same reason everyone else is
August 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I haven't been on bsky in a while, but I'm here tonight for the same reason everyone else is
Splitting headache after listening to an interview candidate pound away on their mechanical keyboard for an hour 😵💫
March 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Splitting headache after listening to an interview candidate pound away on their mechanical keyboard for an hour 😵💫
I don’t have social anxiety; I’m just afraid that I could be rejected by everyone I know and love at any moment for doing something I don’t know is wrong
Dont forget the social anxiety! That one is a real kicker 😭
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don’t have social anxiety; I’m just afraid that I could be rejected by everyone I know and love at any moment for doing something I don’t know is wrong
A friend and I are talking about starting a political strategy company. It seems like a good way to make money for little to no work. You could even do a Republican strategy company and give bad advice and it would be indistinguishable from ones trying to give good advice
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A friend and I are talking about starting a political strategy company. It seems like a good way to make money for little to no work. You could even do a Republican strategy company and give bad advice and it would be indistinguishable from ones trying to give good advice
My people don’t *have* cleaners; we *are* cleaners
We hired a cleaner to help us with our house and the Marxist in me is ready to put my bougie ass against the wall
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My people don’t *have* cleaners; we *are* cleaners
We hired a cleaner to help us with our house and the Marxist in me is ready to put my bougie ass against the wall
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We hired a cleaner to help us with our house and the Marxist in me is ready to put my bougie ass against the wall
It’s considered perfectly normal to ask a couple about their engagement but when I ask about the conception of their children, I’m considered rude and inappropriate
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s considered perfectly normal to ask a couple about their engagement but when I ask about the conception of their children, I’m considered rude and inappropriate
On two occasions, I’ve eaten dishes so hot that I was unable to hear. All of this time, I thought this was a “me” thing
Ex husband ordered a Thai volcano something and the staff came out 3 times to say that it had been sent back twice because it was too hot. He said bring it on. Got a funny look on his face and said he thought he was hallucinating. I guess super hot food can affect your hearing. I laughed
February 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
On two occasions, I’ve eaten dishes so hot that I was unable to hear. All of this time, I thought this was a “me” thing
I gotta shout out Patagonia. After 15 years and >2000 wears, the pockets on my favorite jacket were tearing up into the chest area. I dropped it off and they repaired it for free with this nifty blue/gray stripe. Ready for another decade or two!
February 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I gotta shout out Patagonia. After 15 years and >2000 wears, the pockets on my favorite jacket were tearing up into the chest area. I dropped it off and they repaired it for free with this nifty blue/gray stripe. Ready for another decade or two!
This is *all* that’s in a 2.5 in SSD? I feel ripped off somehow
February 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is *all* that’s in a 2.5 in SSD? I feel ripped off somehow
My role while my wife is haggling over a Facebook Marketplace sale is to stand in the corner of the garage and destroy a hard drive with a hammer
February 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My role while my wife is haggling over a Facebook Marketplace sale is to stand in the corner of the garage and destroy a hard drive with a hammer
The little girl I’m teaching to ski told me she wants to kiss one of the little boys in our group and my first thought was to talk to her about asking for consent. I think this is above my pay grade
February 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The little girl I’m teaching to ski told me she wants to kiss one of the little boys in our group and my first thought was to talk to her about asking for consent. I think this is above my pay grade
Oh, you’re going to show *me* an ad? Well, now I’m definitely not buying your product
February 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh, you’re going to show *me* an ad? Well, now I’m definitely not buying your product
take it too far and the Blue Man group is going to sue for copyright infringement
big day for colloidal silver enthusiasts
February 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
take it too far and the Blue Man group is going to sue for copyright infringement
Reposted by Garrett McCullough
We have a CUB SCOUT EMERGENCY.
Space people, anybody able to help here?
Using social media for this bc
1) urgent
2) at a specific date and time
@philplait.bsky.social @astrochic73.bsky.social @astrokatie.com
Space people, anybody able to help here?
Using social media for this bc
1) urgent
2) at a specific date and time
@philplait.bsky.social @astrochic73.bsky.social @astrokatie.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We have a CUB SCOUT EMERGENCY.
Space people, anybody able to help here?
Using social media for this bc
1) urgent
2) at a specific date and time
@philplait.bsky.social @astrochic73.bsky.social @astrokatie.com
Space people, anybody able to help here?
Using social media for this bc
1) urgent
2) at a specific date and time
@philplait.bsky.social @astrochic73.bsky.social @astrokatie.com
ever see a senior dog get the zoomies for a minute and then just start huffing and then stop? It's like that
What's it like getting old? If you enjoy forgetting stuff, you're going to love something I can't recall
February 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
ever see a senior dog get the zoomies for a minute and then just start huffing and then stop? It's like that
I'm rooting for the asteroid
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'm rooting for the asteroid
It’s lunch time and my mouse needs to be charged so I guess I’m done with work for the day
February 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It’s lunch time and my mouse needs to be charged so I guess I’m done with work for the day
I searched Amazon for condoms and all of the sponsored products are protein bars and SD memory cards 😂
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I searched Amazon for condoms and all of the sponsored products are protein bars and SD memory cards 😂
Reposted by Garrett McCullough
📢 Where are the #RunnersInTech on 🦋? ~2017, I started #devsWhoRun but starting today, I'm dropping that for the former # as I want to be more inclusive. I want to run w/ PMs, design, @figma.com folks. That said, I'll be sharing more 🏃🏾♂️ stories here as I start training again. Tag a #RunnersInTech. 👩🏽💻🏃🏻
February 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
📢 Where are the #RunnersInTech on 🦋? ~2017, I started #devsWhoRun but starting today, I'm dropping that for the former # as I want to be more inclusive. I want to run w/ PMs, design, @figma.com folks. That said, I'll be sharing more 🏃🏾♂️ stories here as I start training again. Tag a #RunnersInTech. 👩🏽💻🏃🏻
the cashier at the grocery store asked if I was going to a Super Bowl party because I was buying two tubs of cream cheese, and TIL that the Super Bowl is today
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the cashier at the grocery store asked if I was going to a Super Bowl party because I was buying two tubs of cream cheese, and TIL that the Super Bowl is today
whether they're laughing with me or at me, at least they're laughing
What if your last skeet is the last one you make before dying? They put it on your headstone. We all stand around, laughing at you.
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
whether they're laughing with me or at me, at least they're laughing
Fun fact: fake phishing emails have a header (in my experience) to let them bypass spam filters. Google lets you write scripts that check your emails for these headers and auto-delete them
Pro-Tip: Don’t be a dick when conducting phishing tests.
I always found it amusing that this is a one way street:
Employees get punished if they click a fake phishing email but security teams are never fired if a phishing email gets through the security toolset.
I always found it amusing that this is a one way street:
Employees get punished if they click a fake phishing email but security teams are never fired if a phishing email gets through the security toolset.
Phishing Tests, the Bane of Work Life, Are Getting Meaner — The Wall Street Journal
Researchers say the ruses, aimed at teaching gullible employees about the dangers lurking online, don’t even work
apple.news
February 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Fun fact: fake phishing emails have a header (in my experience) to let them bypass spam filters. Google lets you write scripts that check your emails for these headers and auto-delete them
The new extrovert/introvert/ambivert test
You’ve just finished a kitchen remodel. Do you?
1. Throw a party!
2. Lock yourself in a room. Maybe cry a bit
3. Throw a party but lock yourself in a room during it and maybe cry a bit
You’ve just finished a kitchen remodel. Do you?
1. Throw a party!
2. Lock yourself in a room. Maybe cry a bit
3. Throw a party but lock yourself in a room during it and maybe cry a bit
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The new extrovert/introvert/ambivert test
You’ve just finished a kitchen remodel. Do you?
1. Throw a party!
2. Lock yourself in a room. Maybe cry a bit
3. Throw a party but lock yourself in a room during it and maybe cry a bit
You’ve just finished a kitchen remodel. Do you?
1. Throw a party!
2. Lock yourself in a room. Maybe cry a bit
3. Throw a party but lock yourself in a room during it and maybe cry a bit
you watch one video of a guy making a sword and...
Me: Watches a random YouTube video
YouTube: YOU'RE A STAN ON THIS TOPIC NOW. ENJOY ALL THESE VIDEOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Me:
YouTube: YOU'RE A STAN ON THIS TOPIC NOW. ENJOY ALL THESE VIDEOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Me:
a man in a hospital gown with the words " i 've made a huge mistake " above him
ALT: a man in a hospital gown with the words " i 've made a huge mistake " above him
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
you watch one video of a guy making a sword and...