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Garrett McCullough
@gwmccull.bsky.social
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Slow runner. Professional, bunny hill skier. Occasionally I program computers. He/him
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I gotta shout out Patagonia. After 15 years and >2000 wears, the pockets on my favorite jacket were tearing up into the chest area. I dropped it off and they repaired it for free with this nifty blue/gray stripe. Ready for another decade or two!
Photo of a green Patagonia jacket with a stripe of blue/gray fabric sewn across the chest. The repair looks very well done and like it was part of the original design
February 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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This is *all* that’s in a 2.5 in SSD? I feel ripped off somehow
Photo of a cracked open 2.5 in SSD from a laptop. There are obvious dents in the casing. The case has a motherboard in it that takes up about 40% of the space
February 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I always find this sign on the way to Yosemite to be pretty funny
Screenshot of a sign on Google Street View. The sign reads, "Bureau of Reclamation. Glory Hole Recreation Area. New Melones Lake. US Department of the Interior."
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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how could a face like this look suspicious?
a photo of a person in an Easter Bunny costume. The expression on the face of the costume is suspicious or creepy looking. There's a smiling toddler on the person's lap
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Me at 16: it’s so embarrassing when my dad goes on public looking like a slob

Me now:
Selfie. I’m in a outdoor parking lot. My hair is tousled and messy. I’m wearing sunglasses and smiling
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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It’s been a long couple weeks but it feels good to go out for a late afternoon ski

#snow #CrossCountrySkiing #XCSkiing
Photo of a snow-covered meadow. A set of cross country ski tracks leads from the foreground into the background. At the back of the meadow is a line of trees. The sky is blue with some clouds. It’s late afternoon so the sun is not visible and the snow is shaded
January 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Rainy evening run #running
Selfie. I’m wearing a yellow windbreaker with the hood up and a green LED vest. My face is lit by the headlamp I’m wearing. You can see streaks from the falling raindrops Photo of a bike path in the dark with snow on either side. It’s lit by a headlamp, a green glow from my vest and a distant street light. There are streaks from the falling raindrops
December 27, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Beautiful day for cross country skiing! #xcskiing
Selfie with a groomed, cross country ski track in the background. It’s sunny and I’m wearing a t shirt and sunglasses Photo of a groomed cross country ski track. It’s sunny and the sky is blue
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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My grocery store had this big, 1.8 lb, wheel of Brie on sale for $7. My stomach is going to hate me!
Photo of a wheel of Brie cheese with a slice cut out of it. Wheel is probably 8-10” diameter
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Great day of powder skiing!

#skiing #powder #snow
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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Evening run in the snow

#running #Snow
Selfie. Photo was taken at night. I’m wearing a red LED vest for visibility, I have a black baseball hat covering my face, a lit headlamp illuminates falling snowflakes
December 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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I love my running club. We had a whole group show up to run ice-covered trails up a big hill in the dark, and no one really complained or second guessed the idea

#running
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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Beautiful day for an XC ski at Tahoe Donner! #skiing
Selfie. Snow and pine trees in the background. I’m wearing exercise clothes Photo of a groomed cross country trail. The sky is blue and it’s sunny Photo of a snow covered meadow with pine trees and mountains in the background
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Excited to be back on the snow today! Top part of the run had some pretty great powder and skier tracked snow #skiing
Photo taken from a ski chairlift looking up the hill. It shows a snow covered slope, snow covered pine trees, and people on a chairlift
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Never change, San Francisco
Sign in from of a pitcher of water that says, “Infused Immunity Water. California citrus, mint. Vegan, gluten free, alcohol free”
November 18, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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My neighbor’s porch has morphed from Halloween decorations to a commentary on the election
A photo of a Halloween decoration of a large black spider (similar to a black widow but made of black bones) with a mummified looking human torso and head wrapped in fake spider webs
November 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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CA Dept of Public Health is getting spicy over in Reddit
Screenshot of a Reddit ad from CA_DeptPublicHealth. The ad copy reads, “Hawk tuah on repeat? HIV and STI testing on repeat.” The image shows a hand holding a popsicle
November 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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gets to the real essence of a lake
screenshot from Google Maps showing a lake or pond called, Hole-In-Ground
April 28, 2024 at 5:25 AM
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listen here you little shit
screenshot of comments on Reddit: first comment is by SenoraRaton: "Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D is a new modern love song, and I won't be convinced otherwise." GeneralFeedback replies: "Sir that song released closer to 1979 than today." MrFluffyThing replies to that user: "Listen here you little shit"
September 14, 2023 at 6:21 AM
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we're going to have to expand the list. We can't forget about the time Rudy farted on Jenna Ellis in court
photo of Rudy Giuliani sitting next to Jenna Ellis in a courtroom. She looks disgusted or shocked. He looks like he just crapped himself
August 24, 2023 at 6:03 AM
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"that's a paddlin'" meme
August 19, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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I ran my first (official) marathon, Point Mariah, a couple weekends back. I even managed to finish smiling

(more details in alts)
photo of me crossing the finish line of the race. I'm smiling and have dirt all over my legs. Time was 5 hr 56 min. Behind me is the dirt road I ran down photo of me on a swing on the edge of a canyon. This is the titular, Point Mariah. Race tradition has you take a shot of whiskey and go for a swing
August 17, 2023 at 2:12 AM
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Seeing this many unreads after putting my phone down for a couple hours will never fail to provoke anxiety
Screenshot of the iOS Messages app with 23 unread messages
July 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money
Photo of the album, Homebase, by DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince (Will Smith)
July 23, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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mods r asleep post fuzzy butts
Photo of a bumblebee on a white lupine flower. It looks almost like a painting due to the camera zoom Photo of a lupine plant with white flowers and two bumblebees
July 23, 2023 at 12:04 AM