Gumbercules
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Gumbercules
@gumbercules420.bsky.social
I love that guy!
Are the lower prices in the room with us now? Can you tell me which of these 3 animals is a camel?
Q: How quickly will this affect prices at the grocery store?

TRUMP: I think the prices are gonna be, ah, going down already. I mean, the prices are way down. We brought prices way down from what it was. We inherited high prices.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hey so if anyone has an idea on how to monitor the power consumption of 3 PCs as servers, let me know. I tried a thirdreality smart plug but then it updated the firmware while it was running the server. That was not fun. #homeassistant
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
DC pipe bomber will be found Epstein'd in his cell. Mark my words. He said in interviews that the 2020 election was "stolen", according to CNN.

That's a bad look for this administration.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Accused DC pipe bomber appears in DC court | CNN Politics
A Virginia man who authorities allege planted pipe bombs near the Republican and Democratic National Committee headquarters on the eve of the Capitol riot in January 2021 is appearing before a federal...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's end-to-end-to-end encrypted.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is a town with a Trump National golf course. It is UNBELIEVABLY wealthy. Perfect place to raise your Nazi children.
Cedar Drive Middle School in Colts Neck
"Trump administration’s America 250 Civics Education Coalition — a partnership that includes Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA, Moms for Liberty, the America First Policy Institute, the conservative Christian Hillsdale College and other right-leaning groups."
Parents furious as ‘patriotic’ event tied to Charlie Kirk comes to N.J. school. ‘I’m absolutely speechless.’
Families were told their public school kids will be part of the Trump Administration's nationwide history tour tied to Turning Point USA and other conservative groups.
www.nj.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love how when someone blocks you on here, they take their dumb garbage with them and I don't have to see it anymore. Nice feature.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Taking ideas for #homeassistant Christmas decorations. Let me see what you got.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is canonically Rocko's house
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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medical examiner at the trump autopsy making a small incision in his neck and squeezing out a churro-length span of solidified big mac special sauce
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's the Darien scheme for nerds
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Damn, got both Skywalker kids hating on him. It's giving Palpatine.
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I still use a Rebel 2000 for film and a 30D for digital. The 30D needs to go, but my absolute favorite camera is the Topcon Auto 100. What a weird camera, I enjoy it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hold up, I saw someone with a "rude" tag??? How do I class as a Rude Dude™ on bluesky dot com
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"Proletariat." The first time I heard that I said wow, what a beautiful word. And you're going to be seeing class solidarity that's stronger, probably, than ever before
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Most successful false flag attack in history. The Saudi royal family got us to not only attack two unrelated countries but ourselves for 24 years. Couldn't have gone off better for their goals. And they've got a child predator giving them planes and money&Trump's suckling from those who want us dead
“Never forget” rings a bit more hollow now.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Here's a fun test: look at a politician and ask yourself... How long would I leave my kids alone with them if I had to?
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I hope Marky Markwayne here gets something serious. Not deadly, but debilitating. I want to see him get Thyroid cancer. Something that's just enough out of his control and just enough of a pain in the ass. When he has to take his pills in the morning, I want him to remember saying this.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Ooh I want to see all the things 2 Girls 1 Cup, share yours please?!
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"which one?"

"Let's keep it subtle, make it Eyes Wide Shut"
"I'm going to get people excited about a third term with some photoshops of a Tom Cruise movie!"
Oh, yes Sir, this meme definitely restore trust and order in the land.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Somewhere, out in the aether of the internet, there is a cabal of meme lords feeding the most unhinged shit into Truth social in a psyop to influence the president. There's a discord chat, I promise. I was in one to post fake news of Ron Paul dying in a car crash, which trended on Twitter way back.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If anyone out there knows how to get a 10mL or less vial of water from Pirates of the Caribbean in Disney World... I'd pay handsomely. I need it for next week.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM