Guise Knightcott
guiseknightcott.bsky.social
Guise Knightcott
@guiseknightcott.bsky.social
Random thoughts, snark, geekery, word games, mind games and fuzzy logic.
#include3words #IncludeSellCurbClumsy I wasn't really used to curb bits, I'm a tad clumsy trying to get bits connected to the rest of the headpiece at the best of times, but post-sale the online seller was helpful and it works much better than the stuffed-sock-and-ducttape method at bedtime.
February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeStealCrowdFluffy I have a recurring dream of being be chased from my home, in only a fluffy bathrobe and bunny slippers, pursued by a crowd of pitchfork-weilding locals howling for my blood, and having to steal myself away into the night. Still, beats having nightmares.
February 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeYieldListSavvy Had to lay a bit low for a while as my Classified Ads listings were yielding the wrong type of attention. However, I'm a savvy and shrewd marketing type and technically any room is an ensuite wet room with tarp and a powerful enough hose.
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeHealCenterSweet Sweet gig, I thought as I just happened to have a chainsaw and most of a horse laying around. Now they're screaming and that aint gonna help the healing. These zen types really need to enunciate words when they want help to 'center' their selves.
December 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeTackleQueenJolly It's just not the same without Queen's Xmas speech on TV. I mean, we never tuned in, but a jolly fun idea that we might have. Instead, as was tradition, that timeslot was where we strip to waist, oil up and try to shoulder-tackle uncle Bertie for a fig.
December 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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They say you can never go home, namely because you’ve changed so much as a person that the dynamic between you and the physical space no longer exists as it once was…but for me, it’s due to one highly specific town ordinance.
September 9, 2023 at 6:40 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeDragInsectSecure Nothing makes me more insecure than bin night. Having to go out at night, dragging the bag and dumping it down at the corner for pick-up. It's not like there's leakage or insects, but I do worry seagulls will open it and, y'know, things might spill out.
a bag with a letter b on it
Alt: A person in a squirrel costume drags an oversized sack out into the woods at night
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Public service reminder if you're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+:
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.
November 30, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Seeing some of the old US toy catalogues really hits home the delay in how long it took for some toys and cartoons to make it over from the US to the UK in the 70s through to 90s, sometimes 2-3 years for certain ranges. Probably didn't help rebranding everything!
November 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
#Include3Words #IncludeFlipVoiceOrdinary It's a marvel how many mundane and ordinary tasks are improved by automating with voice-activated commands, especially if you think intuitively. Like being able to double-bolt doors and flip on sprinklers just by screaming "Alexa, it's happening again!"
a cartoon man wearing glasses is making a surprised face .
Alt: Hank Hill (from King of the Hill) is freaking the heck out
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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How to turn off MS Word scraping your writing to train its AI medium.com/illumination...
MS Word is Using You to Train AI
How to turn off AI-scraping from your Word documents
medium.com
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Lol, IG giving me the option to use AI to reply to messages. One, no, and two, unless that AI is going to reply to people eight months later with some BS about how my car was on fire, everyone would see through it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Elon: We cut so much government waste. There was one ridiculous $300 billion program called “Mole People Annual Tribute”

(the ground beneath Washington DC starts rumbling)
November 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's started! Everywhere has the annual abundance of brie and homemade chutneys! Toasties time!

If you don't have a panini maker, just nab a trouser press from a nearby hotel and start experimenting!
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
#DumpsterFireTags #TrumpAppointmentSuggestions

Members of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology - 20 'people who have done their own research', 6 meth cooks and that guy from PC store who was totally non-judgy about the whole virus thing (who'll also be doing all the work).
November 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I'm not much for the homely, rustic vibe at home, I prefer more contemporary materials that wipe clean and handle strong chemicals well, but every so often I'll leaf through a furniture catalogue and ponder resting in a pine rocker by a fireplace or window. #IncludeRestLeafRustic #Include3Words
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
As a kid, I had to spend a summer with relatives due to parents health, ended up scrapbooking every Turtles product ad I could find (papers, catalogues, etc) & newspaper comic strips. It was a hefty tome, and a summer of work, that quickly ended up lining a budgie cage after I was returned home.
Kmart toy circular from 1991, featuring loads of Ninja Turtles. Action figures, plush dolls -- even water bottles. The Sunday newspaper used to be a blast.
November 15, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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My MP has written her monthly column in the @bylinetimes.bsky.social about how looking forward she is to working with Donald Trump.

You can subscribe at subscribe.bylinetimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 AM
I've been considering, because Bluesky seems a nice place and I sometimes have a habit for dark or gallows humour, about the use of content warning when I'm 'not quite sure' just out of courtesy. I hope down the line that more options are available for self-flagging and awareness.
📢 1.93 is rolling out now (3/5)

It’s now easier to add content warning labels to your posts. You can also now place graphic media warnings on images.
November 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I feel like I need to learn more about custom feeds. One of the things I loved most on the other app was hashtag games, and for some of those which regularly share a theme a feed would be perfect for people to jump in/out - where you just have to remember to post a recurring AND the weeks tag.
November 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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I think we can make bsky work if we focus less on trauma dumping and trying to go viral and just focus on having fun and being carefree again. I think so many of us got so swept up on trying to build a name for ourselves and be noticed, it made social media more like a job than fun.

Let’s have fun.
November 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
If you see this, post a robot
November 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM