Guilherme Espada
@guipsp.bsky.social
PhD Student at the University of Lisbon
Working on Static Resource Analysis and Probabilistic Programming
Mastadon: @GUIpsp@types.pl
Dorothy is my bestie
Working on Static Resource Analysis and Probabilistic Programming
Mastadon: @GUIpsp@types.pl
Dorothy is my bestie
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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I thought the vscode ssh extension's automatic port forwarding feature was neat and assumed it was doing something smart like watching procfs but no it's looking for localhost URIs in stdout
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I thought the vscode ssh extension's automatic port forwarding feature was neat and assumed it was doing something smart like watching procfs but no it's looking for localhost URIs in stdout
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You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.
Sua sponte call for en banc less than two hours after the 9th Cir decision to let loose the National Guard into Portland
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between initialized & uninitialized memory. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
September 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between initialized & uninitialized memory. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
July 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
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My father in law is a compiler. We were in an irreducible control flow graph and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… ‘We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’
this kind of dense, walkable control flow graph is illegal to build in most american compilers
July 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My father in law is a compiler. We were in an irreducible control flow graph and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… ‘We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’
Object Identity is the curse of all JIT optimizations
June 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Object Identity is the curse of all JIT optimizations
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Whaaaaaat the fuck
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Whaaaaaat the fuck
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getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
June 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me
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Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
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Typing and snapping things together
June 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Typing and snapping things together
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lol it was a null pointer
incident report is out and this one is actually painful
Google Cloud Service Health
status.cloud.google.com
June 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
lol it was a null pointer
@bencollins.bsky.social Mr onion it might be time to bring back the "vs no it won't" article to the front I think it's gonna see some use in the next months unfortunately
June 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social Mr onion it might be time to bring back the "vs no it won't" article to the front I think it's gonna see some use in the next months unfortunately
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DHS is also lying about him being repeatedly told to back away. The video shows the men who pushed him don’t even open their mouths, they just grab him and get them out of the room without saying a word.
DHS is arguing members of the Secret Service don't know who a U.S. Senator is, that he didn't identify himself (he does in the tape), lunged towards the Noem (not evident on the tape), and somehow all this necessitated him being hauled away, thrown to the ground and cuffed. x.com/DHSgov/statu...
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DHS is also lying about him being repeatedly told to back away. The video shows the men who pushed him don’t even open their mouths, they just grab him and get them out of the room without saying a word.
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"Whereas cities, to the fascist imagination, are the source of corrupting culture, often produced by Jews and immigrants, the countryside is pure." - Jason Stanley, "How Fascism Works: The Politics of Us and Them."
Los Angeles is a politically useful target for the Trump administration in the same way that Harvard and Columbia are useful targets.
It's a potent symbol of a Bad Thing to their base.
It's a potent symbol of a Bad Thing to their base.
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Whereas cities, to the fascist imagination, are the source of corrupting culture, often produced by Jews and immigrants, the countryside is pure." - Jason Stanley, "How Fascism Works: The Politics of Us and Them."
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ICE started raiding the hotel they were staying in - interrogating cleaning ladies
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
In the AC Hotel, we got word from a staff member that the agents were staying here and questioning the workers—the workers that were cleaning their rooms, the workers that were making their food. They were questioning them and asking for their ID and in a very aggressive way.
June 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
ICE started raiding the hotel they were staying in - interrogating cleaning ladies
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
Good luck housing ICE agents in Los Angeles now
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The administration gets closer to using the military to crush civilian dissent. Expect deaths, disappearances, and lawless detentions.
Tom Homan: We are making Los Angeles safer. Mayor Bass should be thanking us. She says they are going to mobilize—guess what? We are already mobilizing. We are going to bring the National Guard in tonight
June 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The administration gets closer to using the military to crush civilian dissent. Expect deaths, disappearances, and lawless detentions.