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guac
@guacamelee.bsky.social
rad😎, gay🏳️‍🌈, and trashy🗑️
i mostly shitpost memes, cool bug facts, and politics. فلسطين حرة & no terfs on gruul turf 4️⃣🔴🔴🟢🟢 > 🪡
my husband is the ✨favorite✨ guncle
he🇺🇸 / él🇲🇽 /هو🇲🇦
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Hey man, amazing seminar. I'd really love to do business some time. *hands you a business card and all that's on it is this image*
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@aggrend.bsky.social loving the new option for shockadins to get ret tier with intellect, but is there a plan to let people turn in their holy tier for them? I bought the holy legs because they were the "best option" at the time but currently the vendor will only let you trade in STR ret pieces.
May 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The fact that I know folks who are very aware of how bad Trump is and still hope that he won’t be as bad as Biden speaks volume to just how catastrophic the Biden administration has been for us. Tbc I think they’re very likely wrong, but I can’t blame them for thinking that.
January 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
December 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I know I'm too terminally online because I am CACKLING at this
December 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Haha oops
December 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Breaking: Amnesty International officially accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza (finally)

www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...
Amnesty International concludes Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza
Amnesty International’s research has found sufficient basis to conclude that Israel has committed and is continuing to commit genocide against Palestinians in the occupied Gaza Strip.
www.amnesty.org
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Hissing "get out we're Jewish" at the first Christmas beetle of the season.
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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United Health just deleted this page from their website lol
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM
My therapist is retiring and he had to hide his amusement when I said "Well that's one more that I've outlived."
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Are you straight or are you desperately trying to explain to your family how funny the holding space comment in the Wicked interview is?
December 1, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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(The reason you may be lashing out is because the Democrats did accurately identify the threat of fascism but are now acting in a way that is wholly insufficient to deal with it)
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
What is the lore accurate reason for WotC knowing the future back when creating the Kamigawa set? #mtg
November 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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This video from Bourdain spoke to me this morning because I really do just want people to see Palestinians as full and complete people because then I know they’ll fight for them too.
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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3rd gendering of trans women in the global south is used to separate them from global support and community, deny them self-actualization, license them as safe targets for sexual commodification and exploitation, and simultaneously to use them as an exemplar to beat western trans women with.
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Deeply upset that the Emily in Paris S4E6 scene of Sylvie Grateau exasperatingly throwing on her shawl and asking "Do I look like the kind of person who cooks a turkey?" isn't on my MS Teams gif board, this is not the America I wish to save.
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
November 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM