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You all seem nice

Formerly WhatIsThisMalarkey@hellsite
Bay Area
I enjoy guitars, music, video games, and functioning democracy
I forgot to add cats, they're cool and so are dogs
u/grunkage
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Jeez I'm glad I looked just now
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Whoah!
April 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Also, I am well aware that one should not flush “flushable” wipes. I’m a goddamned genius when it comes to butt stuff
November 25, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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"You are using 87 percent of your Google storage. If you don’t upgrade soon, you will lose the ability to receive emails, upload new photos, and experience joy. Click here to upgrade."
You Are Almost Out of Google Storage Space
You are using 85 percent of your Google storage. If you don’t upgrade soon, you will lose the ability to receive emails and upload new photos. Clic...
buff.ly
November 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.
Twitter’s heir apparent isn’t X or Threads — it’s Bluesky
The blue bird is dead. Long live the blue sky.
www.theverge.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Followed
One time, when I was eating a burger, I farted, and the fart said “burger.”
November 23, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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I appreciate the (mostly) positive feedback to my recent post-election piece on Substack. Here’s a highly recommended (and far superior, imo) entry for those still processing open.substack.com/pub/andreagi...
November 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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My legacy from twitter 🤠
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Black Sabbath playing Black Sabbath time
BLACK SABBATH - "Black Sabbath" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Update: We’re up to about 64 members of Congress, including 14 Senators, on Bluesky.

One notable addition: @repraskin.bsky.social.

We’re still waiting on Schumer, Bernie, and Warren. But, lots of progress!

go.bsky.app/F78vyQi
November 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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"While the total rate of fatal accidents per billion miles driven by all vehicles was 2.8, Tesla vehicles overall had a rate of 5.6. Tesla’s Model Y SUV had fatal accident rate of 10.6, more than double the average for SUVs, which was 4.8."

sherwood.news/business/tes...
Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows
A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents...
sherwood.news
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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I don't know who made this but it tracks
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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They say the cover up is always worse.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Okay, looks like we noobs have some Bluesky lore to catch up on
Welcome to Bluesky, and our beautiful set of cultural customs.

little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...
November 21, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Number Shortage xkcd.com/3009
November 9, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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Starting to settle in with this BlueSky place… love the feeling of positivity versus the other place…
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Did I get a Squier Hello Kitty Pink Stratocaster guitar? Yes. Yes, I did.
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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LOOK AT THE JOY!!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Iron Maiden time
Iron Maiden - The Trooper (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iron Maiden
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Anything for @flavorflav.bsky.social
That dude stepped all the way up for the Olympians!
(& Red 🦞)
go.bsky.app/FLUwv5d
November 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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So I don't check my analytics that much, but this is the first time I've noticed that Bluesky topped the list of referrers to Techdirt (for non-search based traffic, Google still sent a lot more).
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Ok more Cheap Trick
Gonna Raise Hell
YouTube video by Cheap Trick - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 AM