Julie Saunders
@ohmissjulie.bsky.social
Writer. Lover. Cephalopod-fearer. Creator of spooky audiodrama Believer: A Paranormal Mystery. Also sketch, improv, TV, film. Recently became someone’s mother. She/her
In LA, the freezing point is when your coconut oil is a solid.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In LA, the freezing point is when your coconut oil is a solid.
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MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r"
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r"
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This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
Couldn’t go to a protest today because my baby is too young to be around crowds and depends on me for food, but I did wear a deep V and forget my cool breastfeeding shawl so I was fully tits out on the streets of Culver City which seems like…something
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Couldn’t go to a protest today because my baby is too young to be around crowds and depends on me for food, but I did wear a deep V and forget my cool breastfeeding shawl so I was fully tits out on the streets of Culver City which seems like…something
People are being so immature about that Time cover. I mean, all these jokes about Trump’s “neck vagina?” It’s clearly a vulva.
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
People are being so immature about that Time cover. I mean, all these jokes about Trump’s “neck vagina?” It’s clearly a vulva.
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🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Writers Guild Rips ABC’s Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ From Air: “The WGA Stands With Jimmy Kimmel and His Writers”
SAG-AFTRA also released a statement following the news, noting, "The decision to suspend airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is the type of suppression and retaliation that endangers everyone’s freedoms."
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean?
Me: No, I’m good
Me: No, I’m good
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean?
Me: No, I’m good
Me: No, I’m good
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THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
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August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good
July 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good
I love how he lowers his voice while answering so that he doesn’t scare the kittens
I think all interviews should take place in a room full of kittens
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love how he lowers his voice while answering so that he doesn’t scare the kittens
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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
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New research provides the best evidence yet that birds and mammals did not inherit the neural pathways that generate intelligence from a common ancestor, but rather evolved them independently.
Intelligence on Earth Evolved Independently at Least Twice
Complex neural circuits likely arose independently in birds and mammals, suggesting that vertebrates evolved intelligence multiple times.
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May 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
New research provides the best evidence yet that birds and mammals did not inherit the neural pathways that generate intelligence from a common ancestor, but rather evolved them independently.
If Pope Leo is an arsonist, you’ve got easy crossover potential with the rest of the Chicago series. I’m just saying.
May 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If Pope Leo is an arsonist, you’ve got easy crossover potential with the rest of the Chicago series. I’m just saying.
The Library of Congress has a children’s section?
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Library of Congress has a children’s section?
Oh god, we elected Scrooge
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Oh god, we elected Scrooge
My main takeaway from THE BABADOOK was to always pre-read new children’s books before I show them to my child
April 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My main takeaway from THE BABADOOK was to always pre-read new children’s books before I show them to my child
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
So do we do Young Pope now or…?
April 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So do we do Young Pope now or…?
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4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
April 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
There should be a special citizenship status for when the government really fucks up your immigration process, and everyone in that El Salvadoran prison should get it
April 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There should be a special citizenship status for when the government really fucks up your immigration process, and everyone in that El Salvadoran prison should get it