Greg Merideth
@gregofla.bsky.social
Tech guy. Recent refugee from the bird app. Hoping Greg Abbott doesn't refugee me to California. Of, wait...I'm already here.
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Hey Larry, quick question
July 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Hey Larry, quick question
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I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
July 5, 2023 at 11:31 AM
I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
One of the world's richest men crying about the expense of spinning up some extra servers is giving me extreme schadenfreude.
July 1, 2023 at 9:11 PM
One of the world's richest men crying about the expense of spinning up some extra servers is giving me extreme schadenfreude.
And people are out here buying blue checkmarks and self-driving cars from this guy.
July 1, 2023 at 8:10 PM
And people are out here buying blue checkmarks and self-driving cars from this guy.
How long before they have Camp Lejeune-style ads for people who might have been "victims" of affirmative action?
June 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
How long before they have Camp Lejeune-style ads for people who might have been "victims" of affirmative action?
This June is quite the month. We got Juneteenth and we lost affirmative action.
June 29, 2023 at 7:11 PM
This June is quite the month. We got Juneteenth and we lost affirmative action.
I'm pretty sure Cheryl Hines needs an intervention.
June 27, 2023 at 7:35 AM
I'm pretty sure Cheryl Hines needs an intervention.
I love that were have a word for throwing someone out of a window - defenestration. Like, how common was this occurrence that it needed a word?
June 25, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I love that were have a word for throwing someone out of a window - defenestration. Like, how common was this occurrence that it needed a word?
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FINDING A DATE
• difficult & time-consuming
• makes you feel vulnerable
BUYING A NEW SWORD
• fast & easy
• you will NOT feel vulnerable
• someone might see you & think "who is the cool person with the sword? I'd like to buy them chicken nuggets in a romantic setting"
• difficult & time-consuming
• makes you feel vulnerable
BUYING A NEW SWORD
• fast & easy
• you will NOT feel vulnerable
• someone might see you & think "who is the cool person with the sword? I'd like to buy them chicken nuggets in a romantic setting"
June 25, 2023 at 1:44 AM
FINDING A DATE
• difficult & time-consuming
• makes you feel vulnerable
BUYING A NEW SWORD
• fast & easy
• you will NOT feel vulnerable
• someone might see you & think "who is the cool person with the sword? I'd like to buy them chicken nuggets in a romantic setting"
• difficult & time-consuming
• makes you feel vulnerable
BUYING A NEW SWORD
• fast & easy
• you will NOT feel vulnerable
• someone might see you & think "who is the cool person with the sword? I'd like to buy them chicken nuggets in a romantic setting"
Why do food deliverers do this? Would the extra two steps to the door kill you?
June 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Why do food deliverers do this? Would the extra two steps to the door kill you?
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It’s wild how if you log into Twitter it is like:
- racist shit
- antivax shit
- woke woke woke woke woke
- post from your pal with a fact about bobcats
- dummy going on about WiFi
- racist shit
- antivax shit
- woke woke woke woke woke
- post from your pal with a fact about bobcats
- dummy going on about WiFi
June 22, 2023 at 10:31 PM
It’s wild how if you log into Twitter it is like:
- racist shit
- antivax shit
- woke woke woke woke woke
- post from your pal with a fact about bobcats
- dummy going on about WiFi
- racist shit
- antivax shit
- woke woke woke woke woke
- post from your pal with a fact about bobcats
- dummy going on about WiFi
Remembering that this was my view this time last week.
June 22, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Remembering that this was my view this time last week.
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BREAKING: In a historic ruling, a federal judge has overturned Arkansas' ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth. The court held our clients prevailed on all their claims, finding the ban violated the Equal Protection Clause, the Due Process Clauses, and the First Amendment.
Federal Judge Overturns Arkansas’ Ban on Gender-Affirming Care for Transgender Youth | American Ci...
www.aclu.org
June 20, 2023 at 9:22 PM
BREAKING: In a historic ruling, a federal judge has overturned Arkansas' ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth. The court held our clients prevailed on all their claims, finding the ban violated the Equal Protection Clause, the Due Process Clauses, and the First Amendment.
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If you think that submarine is bad wait till you see the submarine Elon designs to rescue them
June 20, 2023 at 7:32 AM
If you think that submarine is bad wait till you see the submarine Elon designs to rescue them
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If eagles start attacking private jets we’ll know these are coordinated animal attacks.
June 19, 2023 at 7:59 PM
If eagles start attacking private jets we’ll know these are coordinated animal attacks.
So, some ghouls went to see Titanic and now other ghouls will see them.
June 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
So, some ghouls went to see Titanic and now other ghouls will see them.
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If I'm paying $250k for a Titanic tour I better die
June 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
If I'm paying $250k for a Titanic tour I better die
He's an idiot
My favorite corporate Juneteenth moment is when Elon Musk told Tesla and SpaceX workers that Juneteenth was considered a US holiday, then later clarified that employees who wanted to observe it would have to take a paid time off day.
June 19, 2023 at 7:55 PM
He's an idiot
Grievance of the day: This guy across the aisle from me on my five-hour flight has decided he doesn't need to use ear buds/headphones and had opted to play every movie/video on his phone at full volume.
June 19, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Grievance of the day: This guy across the aisle from me on my five-hour flight has decided he doesn't need to use ear buds/headphones and had opted to play every movie/video on his phone at full volume.
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I’m at the birthday party of a poly couple and I’m quickly learning not to ask people how they know the hosts
June 4, 2023 at 11:27 PM
I’m at the birthday party of a poly couple and I’m quickly learning not to ask people how they know the hosts