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Grace Nobles
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argumentative antithetical law student/cheesy snack aficionado/dream girl
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Sotomayor is right. According to this Supreme Court, the US can now kidnap, detain, and fly legal immigrants and citizens to a foreign country's prison, even if it's a whoopsie.

America, people. Freedom and stuff.
April 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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If progressives want to win back young men, then they must talk to them about the canonical events leading up to Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Namely, that Darth Maul and Jar Jar Binks were in love and liked to kiss
March 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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it's so important to make time for yourself, rest, treat yourself gently and with kind words. you, not me, I have to run myself ragged until I collapse in a pile of exhausted self-hatred but you should definitely self care.
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This is what the stars wars universe would have felt like if Jar Jar really was a Sith Lord
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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There are too many characters in Star Wars preaching about an unseen force that will balance the universe, and not nearly enough talking about how they allowed Palpatine to destroy The Republic in an effort to bring down the price of blue milk and power converters after a fake assassination attempt.
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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wish I could find my Star Wars fanfic from the 4th grade titled “Banana Lighstaber,” the plot of which is “there’s a monkey with a yellow lightsaber” and “everyone is amazed that there’s a monkey with a lightsaber despite this being a universe with aliens”
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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This is really all the big bang's fault when you think about. Stupid big bang, causing existence and all.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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By erasing it, or trying to, they make it more memorable. The Internet is written in indelible ink.
January 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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My crankiest belief is that we are now being sold on solutions to problems which only exist because we've let others convince us they exist. That is what "innovation" seems to be in 2025.

There's a level of introspection that's just not happening these days re: what actually needs to bother us.
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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ME: I took three years of Spanish. I grew up in Los Angeles. Could you please just teach me some more nouns and help me with the subjunctivo?

DUOLINGO: You didn’t know this one phrase that was used exclusively in one part of Caracas 40 years ago, so no. Back to “donde está la biblioteca” for you!
January 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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don’t love the guy, but it was pretty classy of palpatine to request a moment of silence for watto in the galactic senate today
January 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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’tis true that we are in great danger,
The greater therefore should our courage be.
January 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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What to do when the retail therapy stops working
January 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Do you eat soup or drink soup? Reading an Agatha Christie where everyone is drinking soup whilst I am eating my soup and now I’m not sure what I’m doing anymore.
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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All groups are political. Your book club. Your knitting group. Your gardening collective. The companies from which you buy your food, clothes, entertainment. The place you work out. Right now, in this cultural moment, anything you can do in the groups you're in contact with makes a difference.
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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good morning to everyone but especially every small pet who just rolled over, blinked at the light, and went right back to sleep
January 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Darth Vader tried to kill Solo, but sadly struggled with his Han die coordination.
January 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM