Hope Abandonment
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We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.
This is the weirdest thing I could have expected to see released by a company called "Kids Can Press".
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This is the weirdest thing I could have expected to see released by a company called "Kids Can Press".
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
What a fucking joke timeline this is. Embarrassing.
This is actually a pretty concise summary. A+
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is actually a pretty concise summary. A+
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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Quiet...Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quiet...Piggy.
Yep, this nicely sums up what I was looking to say. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting good sir.
Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yep, this nicely sums up what I was looking to say. Thanks for doing the heavy lifting good sir.
Succinct.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Succinct.
Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Guess it's normal to use military force to blow up random boats in the ocean now. Interesting times.
Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yikes, I can see why they wouldn't want this shared. Bigly bad.
Lol, "shit wrapped in skin"... I'm stealing that
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lol, "shit wrapped in skin"... I'm stealing that
Oh, it's all a fuckin joke until it's not
September 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh, it's all a fuckin joke until it's not
These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.
Yikes. The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure does seem to get whiny when their feelings get hurt.
September 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yikes. The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure does seem to get whiny when their feelings get hurt.
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The new ABC owned by Disney
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The new ABC owned by Disney
This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater
September 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater
Lol. The Right is woke!
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lol. The Right is woke!
Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?
You know how when you've felt sick for a while, just like nothing is good and everything hurts, but then you have a really disgusting shit and flush it down the toilet and then you feel quite a bit better? That feels like an analogy for something.
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You know how when you've felt sick for a while, just like nothing is good and everything hurts, but then you have a really disgusting shit and flush it down the toilet and then you feel quite a bit better? That feels like an analogy for something.
I've always been told it's not polite to speak ill of the deceased.
So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.
So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've always been told it's not polite to speak ill of the deceased.
So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.
So I'll try to speak positively and just say that I hope Charlie Kirk is happily sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock in hell this evening.
Took a few swipes to finally scroll and find the correct take. But here it is:
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Took a few swipes to finally scroll and find the correct take. But here it is:
Heh. Point.
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Heh. Point.