Hope Abandonment
@gordo-trash.bsky.social
We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.
Swine prophecy? "Quiet, piggy".
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Swine prophecy? "Quiet, piggy".
WWChicagoChrisD?
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WWChicagoChrisD?
This is now my go to response for any minor inconveniences in my life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is now my go to response for any minor inconveniences in my life.
Well, Texas is full* of huge pieces of shit. So Rafael is just the mirror reflecting back, unfortunately.
*No, not all Texans, but the sentiment stands on its own.
*No, not all Texans, but the sentiment stands on its own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Well, Texas is full* of huge pieces of shit. So Rafael is just the mirror reflecting back, unfortunately.
*No, not all Texans, but the sentiment stands on its own.
*No, not all Texans, but the sentiment stands on its own.
That can't be. I was a mere pup in college when the first Micronaut came out and I refuse to accept that it was almost 3 decades ago. Please correct your obvious time linearity error. Thank you.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That can't be. I was a mere pup in college when the first Micronaut came out and I refuse to accept that it was almost 3 decades ago. Please correct your obvious time linearity error. Thank you.
Um, but the copay for hot balls is prohibitively high these days. Sometimes Dr. Temu is the only option.
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Um, but the copay for hot balls is prohibitively high these days. Sometimes Dr. Temu is the only option.
Greg Abbott? The pissbaby? Very on brand of him.
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Greg Abbott? The pissbaby? Very on brand of him.
Let them eat (gay wedding) cake.
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Let them eat (gay wedding) cake.
Holy shit. Do some people's brains NOT do that all the time?
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Holy shit. Do some people's brains NOT do that all the time?
Lol.
This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.
Fuckin' mushbrain.
This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.
Fuckin' mushbrain.
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Lol.
This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.
Fuckin' mushbrain.
This just in: competent people don't braid. Braiding is for incompetents only.
Fuckin' mushbrain.
One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers:
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers: