Hope Abandonment
@gordo-trash.bsky.social
We are living in a simulation and I'm just a secondary character in this worst timeline.
One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers:
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One of the characteristics of the WWII Axis powers:
These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
These fuckin' idiots. Only the bigly-est savings.
This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater
September 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is what a dictatorship looks like. #TrumpDickTater
Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh weird. It feels like just last week that political violence against non-militants was bad. But I guess it's good again?
What the absolute fuck?
September 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What the absolute fuck?
I encourage all Texans to keep Texas AG Ken Paxton's grave perpetually soaked with piss after his inevitable demise from this mortal coil.
Or, alternatively, "Dear Baby Jesus and Daddy God, fuck Ken Paxton. Amen."
Or, alternatively, "Dear Baby Jesus and Daddy God, fuck Ken Paxton. Amen."
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I encourage all Texans to keep Texas AG Ken Paxton's grave perpetually soaked with piss after his inevitable demise from this mortal coil.
Or, alternatively, "Dear Baby Jesus and Daddy God, fuck Ken Paxton. Amen."
Or, alternatively, "Dear Baby Jesus and Daddy God, fuck Ken Paxton. Amen."
this fuckin' idiot over here.
July 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
this fuckin' idiot over here.
Lol. Get fucked, Elmon.
July 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Lol. Get fucked, Elmon.
Probing further -
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Probing further -
So I'm just trying to get ChatGPT to make lazy memes of Donnie bombing Iran, and then it gives me this little nugget -
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So I'm just trying to get ChatGPT to make lazy memes of Donnie bombing Iran, and then it gives me this little nugget -
Whelp, eggs have been stable at $6.22 per 18 for the last 2 weeks. But today was "Liberation Day" which, nearest I can tell, means we're about to get fucked over hard and fast.
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Whelp, eggs have been stable at $6.22 per 18 for the last 2 weeks. But today was "Liberation Day" which, nearest I can tell, means we're about to get fucked over hard and fast.
Nikola still cool though.
March 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Nikola still cool though.
Busy weekend this weekend and never made it to the store. On the plus side, didn't spend a car note on groceries. On the minus side, no food.
Remote check on the eggies seems like price was stable this past week. Still $6.22/18.
Remote check on the eggies seems like price was stable this past week. Still $6.22/18.
March 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Busy weekend this weekend and never made it to the store. On the plus side, didn't spend a car note on groceries. On the minus side, no food.
Remote check on the eggies seems like price was stable this past week. Still $6.22/18.
Remote check on the eggies seems like price was stable this past week. Still $6.22/18.
Eggs are $6.22 per 18 today. Down ~1.7% from last week.
Prices falling like airplanes controlled by the DOGE'd FAA.
Prices falling like airplanes controlled by the DOGE'd FAA.
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Eggs are $6.22 per 18 today. Down ~1.7% from last week.
Prices falling like airplanes controlled by the DOGE'd FAA.
Prices falling like airplanes controlled by the DOGE'd FAA.
Eggs are $6.33 per 18 today. Down ~6.8% from last week.
Firing all the feds must be working.
Firing all the feds must be working.
March 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Eggs are $6.33 per 18 today. Down ~6.8% from last week.
Firing all the feds must be working.
Firing all the feds must be working.
You see this bullshit, re: the 5 bullets email:
February 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You see this bullshit, re: the 5 bullets email:
February 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The sheer fucking audacity of this statement. "Working at the same pace as President Golfsallthetime?"
What color is the sky in Leavitt-land?
What color is the sky in Leavitt-land?
February 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The sheer fucking audacity of this statement. "Working at the same pace as President Golfsallthetime?"
What color is the sky in Leavitt-land?
What color is the sky in Leavitt-land?
Uphold the oath.
February 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Uphold the oath.
#DOGEshit
Generous assumption that every fed took 5 minutes to reply to Elmo's "5 bullets email", what would that actually cost?
Now what what factor to multiply by to account for all the lost work time talking about such bullshit. It's a massive waste.
Generous assumption that every fed took 5 minutes to reply to Elmo's "5 bullets email", what would that actually cost?
Now what what factor to multiply by to account for all the lost work time talking about such bullshit. It's a massive waste.
February 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
#DOGEshit
Generous assumption that every fed took 5 minutes to reply to Elmo's "5 bullets email", what would that actually cost?
Now what what factor to multiply by to account for all the lost work time talking about such bullshit. It's a massive waste.
Generous assumption that every fed took 5 minutes to reply to Elmo's "5 bullets email", what would that actually cost?
Now what what factor to multiply by to account for all the lost work time talking about such bullshit. It's a massive waste.
Eggs are $6.79 per 18 today. Down ~25% from last week.
Is this nature healing? Will it be okay? Or is it still about 600% more than it should be?
Is this nature healing? Will it be okay? Or is it still about 600% more than it should be?
February 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Eggs are $6.79 per 18 today. Down ~25% from last week.
Is this nature healing? Will it be okay? Or is it still about 600% more than it should be?
Is this nature healing? Will it be okay? Or is it still about 600% more than it should be?
Civil Servants swore an oath to defend against these people. Might just be time to eliminate the enemies through any means necessary.
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Civil Servants swore an oath to defend against these people. Might just be time to eliminate the enemies through any means necessary.