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I got hit in the head by a rotisserie chicken thrown out of a moving vehicle. It hit my ear, was very loud and bloody, and I was certain that I had just been shot.
A person's (legit excruciating, not mocking their pain!) post about getting a huge welt and lacerations from an egg hucked at highway speed has me wondering about the most embarrassing food to be injured by. My mom once burned her forehead badly with a flaming marshmallow, might be up there
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Smiling at this post like a mother proud of her little baby
I knew Johan Rojas was having a great winter league (he also had a solid winter league a year ago), but I was unprepared for 11 walks to 6 strikeouts in 20 games. That is better plate discipline numbers than I would have bet on him putting up if you stuck him in low-A right now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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This is basically KPOP Demon Hunters if you're one of the five people left who hasn't seen KPOP Demon Hunters.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hell isn’t hot enough for these fuckers
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Every passing minute of not knowing Kyle Schwarber’s fate is agony i am suffering Kyle my mental health depends on you coming back to Philly please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Shamelessly stealing from my past self.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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In today's feed-yourself thread:

Substitutions!

If you're not an experienced cook, it can be confusing. Can you use Sriracha instead of curry paste? Will ketchup taste good on spaghetti? Can you make a side dish out of potatoes, oil, pepper, and chili powder?

The answer to all these questions?
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Will go full no contact with anyone that I see treat service workers poorly 💫 and tell everyone how much they suck 😍
if you’ve ever worked retail or food service you can clock someone who hasn’t like you’re wearing the sunglasses from They Live
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Alt text: my beautiful spouse
good morning
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hope you are having a wonderful time kings 🙏🙏🙏
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No one is as hot as Nick Castellanos but it’s important to go on record and say that Nolan Arenado is hot Enough, so I am green lighting that trade
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me reading Harrison Bader’s latest Instagram post
a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean
Alt: a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It gives me a creepy amount of joy to report that Jalen Hurts is Actually Perfect
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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correction: they are all retiring, announced or not
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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everyone search “how to remove a senator” i want to see something
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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BYE BITCH
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Write-in has got more votes than the ghost of Eric Adams
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Message from Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM