silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
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silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
· Aug 1
i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
hey baby are you the one? but like neo in the matrix? because you dodged me like a bullet
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
hey baby are you the one? but like neo in the matrix? because you dodged me like a bullet
weirdly like ai summaries on notifs; i need more semicolons in my life
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
weirdly like ai summaries on notifs; i need more semicolons in my life
i hate glass. more like iOS ass. i get minimalism more like assism. why is everything inverted. this ruins swift
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i hate glass. more like iOS ass. i get minimalism more like assism. why is everything inverted. this ruins swift
It’s like some of you have never seen jerry. like how
it's like some of you never went to Posting Etiquette school smh
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s like some of you have never seen jerry. like how
a dog store for apps. no not for you, for the dogs from dogs vs cats to run a podcast
an app for cats to take selfies
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
a dog store for apps. no not for you, for the dogs from dogs vs cats to run a podcast
Down with AWS! Down with- oh
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Down with AWS! Down with- oh
Damn we’d invent so many jail cell door keys! But they’d probably all be a stupid bluetooth fob that goes down with aws
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Damn we’d invent so many jail cell door keys! But they’d probably all be a stupid bluetooth fob that goes down with aws
get my ducks in a row? have you looked at the state of the world?? im just happy they’re not on meth
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
lol can you imagine buying ice cream and it’s just called jerry’s.
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
lol can you imagine buying ice cream and it’s just called jerry’s.
i have killer text game. if she’s also autistic, adhd, and into elevator models and their chime tones by manufacturer. but i’d so date an otis gen2 like dependable but needs consistent maintenance,
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have killer text game. if she’s also autistic, adhd, and into elevator models and their chime tones by manufacturer. but i’d so date an otis gen2 like dependable but needs consistent maintenance,
This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person
this one i would actually label not joke
bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this one i would actually label not joke
your favorite music being latest music is kinda crazy when you think about it.
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
your favorite music being latest music is kinda crazy when you think about it.
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
im pastel now and it’s so much more fab than watercolor. I blame water for watering my color
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
im pastel now and it’s so much more fab than watercolor. I blame water for watering my color
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today's mood
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
today's mood
my timbers are so shivered
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my timbers are so shivered
honkus ponkus motherhonkers. happy halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
honkus ponkus motherhonkers. happy halloween
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happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time
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happy nubboween, my dear criminal tony <3
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
happy nubboween, my dear criminal tony <3
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Not sure the genetics are the part of myself I want to pass onto the next generation
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Not sure the genetics are the part of myself I want to pass onto the next generation
with every new release, i cant tell if AI is actually getting smarter, or humans are just getting dumber
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
with every new release, i cant tell if AI is actually getting smarter, or humans are just getting dumber
slowly raising my dose of microplastics in my food every day to build immunity
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
slowly raising my dose of microplastics in my food every day to build immunity
love using an empty prepaid card for free trials. it’s actually insane how many times most services will repeatedly try to charge you when your trial ends.
especially great when it’s hard to cancel, which should be illegal
especially great when it’s hard to cancel, which should be illegal
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
love using an empty prepaid card for free trials. it’s actually insane how many times most services will repeatedly try to charge you when your trial ends.
especially great when it’s hard to cancel, which should be illegal
especially great when it’s hard to cancel, which should be illegal
they should invent a bed for sleeping
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
they should invent a bed for sleeping