silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
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silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
· Aug 1
i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool
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it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
the father the son and the holy ghoost
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
the father the son and the holy ghoost
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major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
August 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
hey do you have experience with Generic Attribute
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
hey do you have experience with Generic Attribute
i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
i am super sexy though. no longer on the market i’m afraid
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i am super sexy though. no longer on the market i’m afraid
just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
dress doesnt have but i will carry to the ends of the earth
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
dress doesnt have but i will carry to the ends of the earth
i hear your chin has its own flat earthers
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
i hear your chin has its own flat earthers
there is no limit. lesbians can seduce anyone. and they should. i mean except like, dolphins? maybe. unless they have a license
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
there is no limit. lesbians can seduce anyone. and they should. i mean except like, dolphins? maybe. unless they have a license
finally a reason for leg day
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
finally a reason for leg day
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hey is for horses if you spell it that way
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hey is for horses if you spell it that way
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i can vouch. wait not evil? aww
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
i can vouch. wait not evil? aww