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silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
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polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
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This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person
Phone game with snooty jumping on platforms but the platforms say you’re a terrible person
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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honkus ponkus motherhonkers. happy halloween
painted pumpkin with a witchy goose saying honkus ponkus
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Does anyone here play Megabonk? I got top 2% lol. Need tips for the grind
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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spotted a rare bun on my walk. bro looks like he’s seen some shit
Bunny with dark orange eyes sitting in the grass
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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this is willow
cat sniffing backpack
October 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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bun i met today
beautiful bunny
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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cat under chair. which she scritches too ofc
cat under chair
September 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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cat in a basket. a casket
cat in a basket. a casket some might say
August 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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here she is in her tunne
cat in tunnel. big eyes. teeny margarita plushie
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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perfect timing ive been working on my latest masterpiece
really mediocre watercolor of a goose
August 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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here you go. i drew lil breadcrumbs too. gotta eat. yea he’s on a napkin
August 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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is this a real duck?
July 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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this is how she sits watching tv
July 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Us
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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feather for proof
July 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Him with both hands
July 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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yes
July 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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She does exist
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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how did they get this picture of me
so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about old man in a purple robe with a purple cap and a black goblet standing in the middle of some strange garden with an abnormally large shed in the background, at night flash photograph
June 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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painting of woman in a white dress staggering to the bathroom, presumably sauced up on sleepytime tea
June 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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i am fascinated
finger pointing to text "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."
May 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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insurance ai codebase be like
May 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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did i get this right
May 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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building an ark for the coming flood. dont ask me why. everyone here gets a ticket. where are we going?
May 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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dont tell me how to bench press my baby
black-and-white instructional cartoon labeled “instructions: baby lifting.” the image is split into two panels. left panel says “do” and shows a happy baby bench pressing a small barbell while an adult gently supports him. right panel says “don’t” in red and shows a serious-looking man lying on a gym bench, lifting a barbell with a confused baby strapped to each end like weights. red warning triangle at the bottom right.
May 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM