Miranda
@godzella3d.bsky.social
Exceptionally bad taste in movies and men. Typically tired and emotional.
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why am i like this? you’re asking me? like i might know???
June 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
why am i like this? you’re asking me? like i might know???
Ungendered pronouns discovered in 1995 James Bond film
June 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ungendered pronouns discovered in 1995 James Bond film
XxX but instead of working for the government Vin Diesel joins Anarchy 99
April 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
XxX but instead of working for the government Vin Diesel joins Anarchy 99
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1,000 likes and I'll get my son back that's how it works on Bluesky read the ToS
April 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
1,000 likes and I'll get my son back that's how it works on Bluesky read the ToS
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i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress
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I just drunkenly ordered a fucking cello
March 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just drunkenly ordered a fucking cello
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You die in the pizza tracker you die in real life.
March 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You die in the pizza tracker you die in real life.
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We're not accepting new followers at this time. If it's an emergency and you need to read the posts of an alternative rock band i can refer you to wheatus
February 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We're not accepting new followers at this time. If it's an emergency and you need to read the posts of an alternative rock band i can refer you to wheatus
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and a loooooooooonnng jacket
February 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
and a loooooooooonnng jacket
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I'm sad to share that the trans vet that took her life outside the VA last week was apparently Elisa Rae Shupe.
She's someone many of us know - she was responsible for the mass email leak that let us know how the ADF, Heritage, etc planned to enact trans eradication we see today.
RIP Elisa.
She's someone many of us know - she was responsible for the mass email leak that let us know how the ADF, Heritage, etc planned to enact trans eradication we see today.
RIP Elisa.
Vet found hanging draped in trans flag
The suicide letter they won't publish
zerodoesntsleep.substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm sad to share that the trans vet that took her life outside the VA last week was apparently Elisa Rae Shupe.
She's someone many of us know - she was responsible for the mass email leak that let us know how the ADF, Heritage, etc planned to enact trans eradication we see today.
RIP Elisa.
She's someone many of us know - she was responsible for the mass email leak that let us know how the ADF, Heritage, etc planned to enact trans eradication we see today.
RIP Elisa.
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rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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I’m taking a cruise on the Demeter and this other passenger is SO ANNOYING. He’s at the buffet asking if they’ve got any blood?? What kind of a cruise does he think this is?
January 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m taking a cruise on the Demeter and this other passenger is SO ANNOYING. He’s at the buffet asking if they’ve got any blood?? What kind of a cruise does he think this is?
Kicking off the new year falling sleep at my desk at my new job 🫡 this bodes well
January 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Kicking off the new year falling sleep at my desk at my new job 🫡 this bodes well
I’m basically in an episode of car talk rn
December 28, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I’m basically in an episode of car talk rn
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damn it but the man cannot take a bad picture
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
damn it but the man cannot take a bad picture
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I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
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the world needs you now more than ever, darude sandstorm
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
the world needs you now more than ever, darude sandstorm
Forgot to wear socks to my planned parenthood appointment so not only is the cat out the dogs are too.
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Forgot to wear socks to my planned parenthood appointment so not only is the cat out the dogs are too.
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I'm a survivalist. Adapting to any situation. I drank my morning coffee out of a soup bowl because there were no clean cups. I thrive.
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I'm a survivalist. Adapting to any situation. I drank my morning coffee out of a soup bowl because there were no clean cups. I thrive.
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My furry friend had a cold and I said they needed some Car Seat Bedrest and then they called me a slur
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
My furry friend had a cold and I said they needed some Car Seat Bedrest and then they called me a slur
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
You shouldn’t reference rawdogging a flight in your ad if you’re unwilling to say rawdogging in your ad.
Cowards.
Cowards.
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
You shouldn’t reference rawdogging a flight in your ad if you’re unwilling to say rawdogging in your ad.
Cowards.
Cowards.