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God forbid a man have a hobby
July 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I do love a piss-poor acronym.
July 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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A meme of US Vice President JD Vance depicted as a baby was held up in the Dáil today by Labour leader Ivana Bacik.

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Ivana Bacik holds up meme of bald baby JD Vance in the Dáil
Bacik said the meme was “amusing” and that the US clampdown on visa’s is “authoritarian”.
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June 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I dunno, frankly insane that we were bullied into silence about a genocide and I don’t think we should be bullied into silence about the same state actors bombing a new population of civilians and starting a major world war
June 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I've just found out my 23 year old colleague thought Mick Jagger was called McJagger
November 4, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Alcaraz. Saved 3 championship points. 5 and a half hours later wins the French Open. Absolutely incredible. He's a robot
June 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
June 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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did i just have a stroke
Streaming service Philo has acquired the rights to the content libraries of 14 other services, including Streamo, Flunki, Pibmow, Neepee and Skunt

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June 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Neighbour put up on the roads whatsapp if anyone wants a free Charli XCX ticket and I said it depends if its gonna be a brat summer. He's 67
June 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts
June 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Messenger: "Sir......its Humpty. He's fallen from the wall and appears near fatally injured. Can you help?"

The King: "I shall send all of my horses"

Messenger: "my lord?"

The King: "Men. I shall send all of my men"
June 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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MARIO: what is friend in french luigi

LUIGI: it’s amie mario
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If i was in Severance I would rawdog laxatives and viagra every night so my innie would just think thats how the human body works
June 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Ever since I can remember I've wanted to spank and bite big asses
May 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
May 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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The best photograph I have ever taken of a dog.
May 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM