the extremely normal prometheus
@gnarly.dad
a thousand chimpanzees with a thousand typewriters for a thousand years still don't know what it's like when worlds collide smdh
Now playing: The Misfits, "Dracula's Dick (1977 Grilled Cheese Sessions) (1997 Remaster)"
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Now playing: The Misfits, "Dracula's Dick (1977 Grilled Cheese Sessions) (1997 Remaster)"
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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Join us Friday December 19 for a special benefit show in partnership with Rad Mission Neighbors, who provide support to sex workers, ppl experiencing homelessness, and working class ppl in the Misson.
Feat Chime School, The Kitchenettes, and Will Ivy from LA (member of many great SF/LA diy bands)
Feat Chime School, The Kitchenettes, and Will Ivy from LA (member of many great SF/LA diy bands)
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Join us Friday December 19 for a special benefit show in partnership with Rad Mission Neighbors, who provide support to sex workers, ppl experiencing homelessness, and working class ppl in the Misson.
Feat Chime School, The Kitchenettes, and Will Ivy from LA (member of many great SF/LA diy bands)
Feat Chime School, The Kitchenettes, and Will Ivy from LA (member of many great SF/LA diy bands)
New idea for a bit: zany guy who takes beloved pop songs, but redoes them with funny lyrics
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
New idea for a bit: zany guy who takes beloved pop songs, but redoes them with funny lyrics
<toxoplasmosis voice>
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
<toxoplasmosis voice>
Tristan AND Iseult? In THIS economy?!
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tristan AND Iseult? In THIS economy?!
<lenny kravitz doing a cover song voice>
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
<lenny kravitz doing a cover song voice>
<extremely jar jar binks hiding in a pottery barn voice>
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
<extremely jar jar binks hiding in a pottery barn voice>
you're gonna want to get in on the ground floor of my new product: low fructose corn syrup. it's unbelievably gritty for some reason and it tastes like paper, but these corporations are lining up around the block to make your favorite snacks gritty and paper-tasting
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
you're gonna want to get in on the ground floor of my new product: low fructose corn syrup. it's unbelievably gritty for some reason and it tastes like paper, but these corporations are lining up around the block to make your favorite snacks gritty and paper-tasting
Did wheel of fortune use 9/11 for the contestants backdrop today??
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did wheel of fortune use 9/11 for the contestants backdrop today??
The Frasier dog committed suicide by cop
I was gonna be like "Eddie, no!" but I couldn't remember if the dog's name was actually Eddie (sounds like a dumb name for a dog) anyway, lmao
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Frasier dog committed suicide by cop
It's wild to scroll through and see something you immediately recognize as having seen firsthand 10,000 times before. 1990 was peak for this spot, too! Still had the movie theater, and Oceanwalk -- which is still there, vacant, and haunted by the ghost of Time Out
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's wild to scroll through and see something you immediately recognize as having seen firsthand 10,000 times before. 1990 was peak for this spot, too! Still had the movie theater, and Oceanwalk -- which is still there, vacant, and haunted by the ghost of Time Out
i cannot stress enough that the mcrib is back
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i cannot stress enough that the mcrib is back
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ART THOU BORED?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
ART THOU BORED?
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Hey, so... you might want to check The Verge right now if you like Valve hardware.
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey, so... you might want to check The Verge right now if you like Valve hardware.
finding a documentary about pigeons on pbs and immediately exclaiming "oh hell yeah" is just about as on-brand as i get
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
finding a documentary about pigeons on pbs and immediately exclaiming "oh hell yeah" is just about as on-brand as i get
the mcrib is back
Every day I type a post into the little post writing box here and then I erase it. Then I see more news and I type it again and erase it. I wish I could tell you what it was, but here's the great news... you already know!
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the mcrib is back
hey google chex mix ld50 how much
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
hey google chex mix ld50 how much
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
guys .. it worked
If so many people are out there protesting anyway, would it kill you to demand the immediate return of the McRib???
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
guys .. it worked
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i think the only reason luke skywalker was able to kill dark vader is because dark vader was super old and had arthritis, really bad arthritis
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i think the only reason luke skywalker was able to kill dark vader is because dark vader was super old and had arthritis, really bad arthritis
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real "extreme couponing" means you strictly clip coupons for faustian bargains ($1.00 off cheetos, but you gotta square up with the torture man, etc.)
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
real "extreme couponing" means you strictly clip coupons for faustian bargains ($1.00 off cheetos, but you gotta square up with the torture man, etc.)