the extremely normal prometheus
@gnarly.dad
a thousand chimpanzees with a thousand typewriters for a thousand years still don't know what it's like when worlds collide smdh
<toxoplasmosis voice>
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
<toxoplasmosis voice>
<lenny kravitz doing a cover song voice>
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
<lenny kravitz doing a cover song voice>
<extremely jar jar binks hiding in a pottery barn voice>
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
<extremely jar jar binks hiding in a pottery barn voice>
Did wheel of fortune use 9/11 for the contestants backdrop today??
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did wheel of fortune use 9/11 for the contestants backdrop today??
I was gonna be like "Eddie, no!" but I couldn't remember if the dog's name was actually Eddie (sounds like a dumb name for a dog) anyway, lmao
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I was gonna be like "Eddie, no!" but I couldn't remember if the dog's name was actually Eddie (sounds like a dumb name for a dog) anyway, lmao
This used to be next to my BBQ spot.. it's a salon, so you'd think it would be "mane," or it would be "maine" because they were from Maine BUT NO
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This used to be next to my BBQ spot.. it's a salon, so you'd think it would be "mane," or it would be "maine" because they were from Maine BUT NO
The first Megadeth jiujitsu dogi
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The first Megadeth jiujitsu dogi
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
lmao i hadn't even looked at today's before now
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
lmao i hadn't even looked at today's before now
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
big things happening on the ol discover timeline
September 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
big things happening on the ol discover timeline
can someone please tell this guy that they're not number one? that's not even the number one finger
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
can someone please tell this guy that they're not number one? that's not even the number one finger
It is clear that they're poodles, right?
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It is clear that they're poodles, right?
<nes shredder voice>: TONIGHT I DINE ON SQUIRTLE SOUP HA HA HA HA HA
July 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
<nes shredder voice>: TONIGHT I DINE ON SQUIRTLE SOUP HA HA HA HA HA
wake up early, bake.. or else!!
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
wake up early, bake.. or else!!
(what four perfect albums came out while you were 16 (could also just be dig me out four times))
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
(what four perfect albums came out while you were 16 (could also just be dig me out four times))
after my surgery and chemo kept me from walking for months, this little stinker was a big part of my recovery. i'd go out and say hi to him and he gradually warmed up to me.. and then he disappears for like eight months, and just casually shows up like nothing every happened (and i am very happy)
July 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
after my surgery and chemo kept me from walking for months, this little stinker was a big part of my recovery. i'd go out and say hi to him and he gradually warmed up to me.. and then he disappears for like eight months, and just casually shows up like nothing every happened (and i am very happy)
so that's what he's been up to
July 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
so that's what he's been up to
at it once again
July 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
at it once again