whole-ass cyberpunk anthology where the pace is constantly disrupted by the protagonist struggling to get his brain on the local wifi

We were on the fence but wanted the kid to have the kindergarten experience, at least, to socialize and get familiar with the routine and it's a nightmare. Next year will be homeschool.

it's called a podcast, and sometimes there are three people!

I did all of these, and if I could've nominated it for best virtual reality game (does its absence imply that Qud is actual reality? We need to get someone on this.) I would have.

they only scrunch up like that when they're in distress its not so cute now is it

American Kanto is really fuckin good

only really tenable doing the $6.99 box from the app at this point

Literally the best case scenario is this is a huge flop, and more likely that they're merely going to use this data next time CBA comes up for negotiation to "prove" that they can handle more games.. they're literally doing the anonymous office satisfaction survey thing lmao

Hell yeah a real American hero

Wharf Avenue I Hope I Never Have to Rush to Poop and Take My Pants Off and Sit Down So Quick That My Undershirt Stretches Over My Butt and Then I Poop Uncontrollably Through the Mesh of the Shirt and it Extrudes Out Like Play-Doh in One of Those Machines

...and the result is I arguably play non-Steam games _more_ than Steam... and this abominable freakshow of platforms _works!_ It works well! It helps to know Linux well, but one could get by on tutorials and it works. I don't need 90% of what Windows is doing at this point, and I won't miss it.

The wildest thing about SteamOS is that you would think that adding a compatibility layer would make things feel _more_ bloated, yet it has the opposite effect. It's so smooth, so painless. With a bit of tooling, I got battle.net, Lutris, Prism Launcher, etc. running

I had to find the full list because I was thinking "ok that's the bottom half and maybe that's just clearly the worst part" but let me tell you: god's light does not shine on the golden globes.

it gets better in the sense that eventually instead of having unruly eyebrows, eventually it's just one unruly eyebrow.. half the problems!

This is still here, unchanged -- but it's on 13th, not 12th, if you go looking (you'd probably find it anyway!)

COLUMBO: one more thing, though.. where did you say you was from? lake titicaca?? see, funny thing about lake titicaca...