Mark Kelly
@gluewhichbinds.bsky.social
Hopefully on the right side of history. 💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺
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Nigel Farage was a racist when he was young? Next they’ll be telling us that the Pope was a Catholic when young, and that young bears shit in the woods.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nigel Farage was a racist when he was young? Next they’ll be telling us that the Pope was a Catholic when young, and that young bears shit in the woods.
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Wonderful. The last frame gave me the giggles.
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
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EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
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EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
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[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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[Customer looks inside the cup]
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[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
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EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Wonderful. The last frame gave me the giggles.
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Honestly, I hope Karoline Leavitt enjoys this week. She's earned it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Honestly, I hope Karoline Leavitt enjoys this week. She's earned it.
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Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
A new survey reveals negative attitudes to Reform UK Ltd
Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions
centralbylines.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
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Trump and his cronies have the BBC in their sights. Leaders can’t stay silent while one of our great institutions is attacked.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump and his cronies have the BBC in their sights. Leaders can’t stay silent while one of our great institutions is attacked.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
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Yes!
Trump and his cronies have the BBC in their sights. Leaders can’t stay silent while one of our great institutions is attacked.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yes!
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I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
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Be sure to tell these cunts you won't be buying their products while they continue to fund lies, hatred and Fascism.
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GB News Ramps Up Migrant 'Invasion' Rhetoric as Channel Veers Far Right
Exclusive: Analysis reveals surging use of rhetoric about migrants and refugees being of "fighting age", "scavengers", "dirty foreigners" and part of an "invasion", as campaigners warn of channel’s ra...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Be sure to tell these cunts you won't be buying their products while they continue to fund lies, hatred and Fascism.
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Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Elon Musk, an uncharismatic swindler, says Zohran Mamdani is a charismatic swindler.
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Wait a second… so you’re saying if I speak another language JD Vance won’t live next door to me? Das ist sehr Interessant…
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wait a second… so you’re saying if I speak another language JD Vance won’t live next door to me? Das ist sehr Interessant…
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can't tell from this clip but jd vance is wearing socks absolutely soaked in his own piss
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
can't tell from this clip but jd vance is wearing socks absolutely soaked in his own piss
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April 26, 1942: The Reichstag holds its last session, unanimously passing a decree making the Führer "Supreme Judge of the German People." Any last privileges of the parliament were removed as Hitler became final decision-maker in all matters, including life and death over every German citizen.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
April 26, 1942: The Reichstag holds its last session, unanimously passing a decree making the Führer "Supreme Judge of the German People." Any last privileges of the parliament were removed as Hitler became final decision-maker in all matters, including life and death over every German citizen.
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Same song, another verse:
Not Gay
Not Trans
Not Drag
Not Immigrant
Not Surprised
Not Gay
Not Trans
Not Drag
Not Immigrant
Not Surprised
Glenpool, OK — Five people were arrested Thursday by the Glenpool Police Department, aided by U.S. Marshals and other state agencies, after arriving at a hotel believing they would meet underage girls. One of those arrested is Christopher Joseph LeBleu.
— check the shirt. 🤷🏾♂️
— check the shirt. 🤷🏾♂️
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Same song, another verse:
Not Gay
Not Trans
Not Drag
Not Immigrant
Not Surprised
Not Gay
Not Trans
Not Drag
Not Immigrant
Not Surprised
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This is what we need to see, a bit of fire in the belly. He's clearly angry and he's right to be.
Well said, Wes! 👏 👏 👏
Not a peep from the Putin Puppet Farage today over his MP’s divisive and racist rhetoric. Not fit to govern.
Not a peep from the Putin Puppet Farage today over his MP’s divisive and racist rhetoric. Not fit to govern.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is what we need to see, a bit of fire in the belly. He's clearly angry and he's right to be.
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Shared with horror
Watch this.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Shared with horror
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Nigel Farage isn't funny. If he gets into power he will strip independence from every institution in the UK and make what Trump is doing look like child's play.
The UK needs to wake up and start taking this seriously. There's a lot of dark money and intention behind this man.
The UK needs to wake up and start taking this seriously. There's a lot of dark money and intention behind this man.
What could go wrong? A self-interested former commodities trader, in hock to his dodgy donors, controlling monetary policy: sounds like a repeat of Brexit, a great opportunity to short the pound.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Nigel Farage seeks influence over Bank of England in same vein as Trump and US Federal Reserve
Reform UK leader suggests he would replace Bank of England governor if he became prime minister
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nigel Farage isn't funny. If he gets into power he will strip independence from every institution in the UK and make what Trump is doing look like child's play.
The UK needs to wake up and start taking this seriously. There's a lot of dark money and intention behind this man.
The UK needs to wake up and start taking this seriously. There's a lot of dark money and intention behind this man.
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Are the Epstein Files in the East Wing rubble by any chance?
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Are the Epstein Files in the East Wing rubble by any chance?
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
@lewisgoodall.com Hey Lewis, did we just see you wandering through Soho? We tried to say his but you were whizzing by at speed. 🤣 👋🏻
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@lewisgoodall.com Hey Lewis, did we just see you wandering through Soho? We tried to say his but you were whizzing by at speed. 🤣 👋🏻
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Imagine the life-long cocktail of ignorance, arrogance and obliviousness, for a man with the face of Jeremy Clarkson, to pass unsolicited commentary on someone else’s appearance…
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Imagine the life-long cocktail of ignorance, arrogance and obliviousness, for a man with the face of Jeremy Clarkson, to pass unsolicited commentary on someone else’s appearance…
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We will one day appreciate how Trump was so ignorant, so narcissistic that he overplayed not just his hand but that of all of the swamp that made him their mascot.
How it united us with clearer targets and forced the worst of us out of the shadows.
Thank you, Despicable Donald Trump.
#NoKings
How it united us with clearer targets and forced the worst of us out of the shadows.
Thank you, Despicable Donald Trump.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We will one day appreciate how Trump was so ignorant, so narcissistic that he overplayed not just his hand but that of all of the swamp that made him their mascot.
How it united us with clearer targets and forced the worst of us out of the shadows.
Thank you, Despicable Donald Trump.
#NoKings
How it united us with clearer targets and forced the worst of us out of the shadows.
Thank you, Despicable Donald Trump.
#NoKings
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All of this is being put out to placate the right wing press...
In the meantime, it's causing fear & confusion. As I understand it:
● this only applies to some people on skilled visas
● it's not "A level English" it's something called SELT
● much the same requirement exists elsewhere in EU
In the meantime, it's causing fear & confusion. As I understand it:
● this only applies to some people on skilled visas
● it's not "A level English" it's something called SELT
● much the same requirement exists elsewhere in EU
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
All of this is being put out to placate the right wing press...
In the meantime, it's causing fear & confusion. As I understand it:
● this only applies to some people on skilled visas
● it's not "A level English" it's something called SELT
● much the same requirement exists elsewhere in EU
In the meantime, it's causing fear & confusion. As I understand it:
● this only applies to some people on skilled visas
● it's not "A level English" it's something called SELT
● much the same requirement exists elsewhere in EU
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Three things you can count on in today’s stock market:
- Trump will shit the bed and cause it to tank;
- Trump will chicken out and cause it to rally; and,
- Someone in Trump’s family will illegally make insider trades.
- Trump will shit the bed and cause it to tank;
- Trump will chicken out and cause it to rally; and,
- Someone in Trump’s family will illegally make insider trades.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Three things you can count on in today’s stock market:
- Trump will shit the bed and cause it to tank;
- Trump will chicken out and cause it to rally; and,
- Someone in Trump’s family will illegally make insider trades.
- Trump will shit the bed and cause it to tank;
- Trump will chicken out and cause it to rally; and,
- Someone in Trump’s family will illegally make insider trades.