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"If you want to make an omelette, you have to break some legs." — Louise Belcher.
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sorry, i can’t hear any new things until the old things stop upsetting me
March 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
sorry, i can’t hear any new things until the old things stop upsetting me
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based on recent trends, I’ll be sleepy forever
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
based on recent trends, I’ll be sleepy forever
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The real reason we placed tariffs on Canada. Prove me wrong.
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The real reason we placed tariffs on Canada. Prove me wrong.
Just once I’d like to see the weather guy warm and comfortable in the studio during a violent rainstorm turning it over to the sports guy getting fucked up in a hockey fight
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Locals in Jacumba have asked me to share their ask for someone who is able to rehome and take care of Gustava, a Vietnamese pot bellied pig who currently lives by the border wall. They believe someone dumped her there.
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am a piece of shit.
i am so good at extending grace & compassion to others that i will absolutely not, under any circumstances, hold for myself
January 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I am a piece of shit.
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
January 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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Jesus was a queer, radical, socialist autistic Jew who loved other humans and wanted the best for all of them - no matter their gender, sexuality, neurotype, race, or belief system.
December 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Jesus was a queer, radical, socialist autistic Jew who loved other humans and wanted the best for all of them - no matter their gender, sexuality, neurotype, race, or belief system.
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December 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Joe Biden decided to wake up today and not pardon Leonard Peltier. Pardon Peltier, Joe.
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Joe Biden decided to wake up today and not pardon Leonard Peltier. Pardon Peltier, Joe.
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 PM
If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
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If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.